♠Moshood♠™
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Internet 101: If a blue checkmark user says something upsetting 9/10 it's a grift. The more you engage, even to call them out, the more the algorithm will boost them, and the more Twitter blue money they get. Ignore, block and report.

New lingo for nerds. Instead of saying or typing "where u at", you can simple say "where v"

Let me even come from ny own religion (Islam) pov There is a reason Allah called marriage 50% of Muslims Deen and that alone should tell anyone that weight of marriage in humans life and that there is so much blessings it comes with it It's not a Youkay thing but general world

People wey get solar no dey complaint. But na people wey no get dey shout they will suffer because of no sun.

What is your greatest achievement this year? Mine: "I stopped my wives from using social media, except for WhatsApp."

All of a sudden, the Obi/Kwankwanso pairing doesn't look as disrespectful as it was pre-2023. Like I said, I understood why PO needed to run that election solo. His numbers have now given him the edge and leverage needed before going into any negotiations

30 years of frying akara and he’s buying cars and houses but you’re still waiting for a ‘perfect business idea’

If Nigerians can stop worshiping money, half of our problems would be solved.
