just not anne

"Wait a second are you guys twins?"- Probably the last sentence I'll hear from some nurse or doctor before I die when my twin sister shows up at my bedside.

@DelanieMontoya I DID NOT BELIEVE YOU WHAT

@hailey_tubadiva THIS IS THE BEST NEWS I'VE EVER HEARD

I contacted Senator Romney’s office about getting help with our Visa, and they EMAILED ME BACK AND SENT OUR CASE ON TO IMMIGRATION! Thanks, Obam… Romney.

@hailey_tubadiva Even if you're all getting up for work that early, singing in the house shouldn't be done at that hour. Like please allow for grumpy morning time. Especially on a day off??

Is it a reasonable expectation that roommates remain quiet in the house before 6:30 AM? Like, we all have the day off.. why are we singing showtimes right outside my room at 6:30? 😡 Maybe I’m being unreasonable??

@hailey_tubadiva Panic! In the office of Lane Weaver

I wonder what the USU pep band will play now that Panic! At the Disco is breaking up.

@hailey_tubadiva I LOVE TABITHA

Tabitha 💜

@gibbynotlibby @anna_leigh_01 smh the things this says about our society

“everyone talks about april fools, but no one talks about october 7th fools” -@anna_leigh_01

thinking of using twitter again

Me to me: “Wow I’m so tired of my music… I need new things to listen to.” *skips every song I don’t know*

@hailey_tubadiva YAY

This is such happy news 😭 😭

@sincerelyMLG oh, I see now

@MorgaMoulta Oily Drop Pop™️

Oily Bottle Pop™️

@hailey_tubadiva It's not a filter, it's just PURE BEAUTY 🙌🔥

It’s not a filter… I promise. It’s just Accutane. A MIRACLE DRUG

Never forget that Camilo described Bruno as an absolute UNIT with a seven foot frame

@hailey_tubadiva @MayaRudolph I'm SCREAMING

I’ve never met my landlord, but when she guest stars in my dreams, she manifests as @MayaRudolph.

Sorry to anybody whose texts I haven't answered I've been playing Minecraft again

Jodi Benson has complimented my snow driving abilities multiple times, so from now on if anybody critiques my driving they're simply wrong

The more times visiting artists ask me things about Utah, the more I question if I've actually lived here for 14 years of my life. I can answer no questions about this state. I literally just live here

@tcurtis42 100% I'm there. Betos in honor of the fallen KKY 😌

@MorgaMoulta I’m the same. Go together and get betos after? 🙂

Today I was told by Dr Rohrer that I have shown no improvement, didn’t teach anything of substance, that I minimally passed student teaching, and that I am on the verge of malpractice if I don’t improve. Gosh I love being a music major.