Morgan Coley

@lukestanley03 @premierleague Insufferable bastard.

Yo @premierleague we’re not letting this slide. You robbed KDB of a legitimate assist so you can delete this ILLEGITIMATE one 👍🏻

@KwesiDavies @PaddyKeoghAF Gets in Liverpools midfield all day.

@PaddyKeoghAF He ain’t sniffing Arsenal’s midfield, unless they ditch some players, same with Liverpool and even more so PSG.

🚨 Mateus Fernandes is leaving relegated West Ham this summer. West Ham are demanding a significant fee and expect a bidding war involving Manchester United, Arsenal, Liverpool, PSG and other elite clubs. The 21-year-old idolises Bruno Fernandes and sees playing alongside him at Old Trafford as a dream opportunity. Any potential deal is expected to surpass the £55m figure Spurs dropped on Mohammed Kudus last summer. He is a serious target for United.

@MRIRBT @MRIRBT Most Assists Most Expected Assists Most Chances Created Most Open Play Chances Created Most Accurate Passes Into The Box Most Big Chances Created Most Open Play Big Chances Created… say less.

8 open play assists. Out of every competition by mid-January The incredible power of northern journalists and an agenda-led Sky Sports.

@piersmorgan @_DeclanRice Delusional.

Ridiculous… @_DeclanRice should have won this. Absolute travesty that someone whose team never once competed for the Title wins over a guy whose brilliance all season led us to the Title.

@FalolaOpeyemi5 @FabrizioRomano How is Madueke there then?

@FabrizioRomano As it should be, he knew it’s World Cup year and decided to be shiit thinking his name would earn him automatic slot. Football is competitive and it’s dependent on current form. He doesn’t deserve to be there based off his current form.

🚨❌ Cole Palmer has been left out of England World Cup squad. Decision made by Thomas Tuchel.

@bethTmufc You guys have no clue how good this guy is.

Literally screams of going for Ugarte when we didn't want to pay for Joao Neves. As a Casemiro replacement, absolutely not. As a second midfielder, risky. As the third midfielder, decent.

@terryflewers Why do you tweak for Arsenal?

Where is Gabriel holding Martinez’s arm, has someone got the video clip please?

@luxemiaa You say the bar is so low but when do women make these gestures to men.

to do something kind and make my evening a little better. I stood there holding my emergency supplies and honestly felt a little emotional. The bar is so low that a man showing basic thoughtfulness can feel genuinely shocking. The ice cream was excellent. So was the gesture. Needless to say, I agreed to a second date.

I canceled a date because I wasn’t feeling great. I told him the truth. My period had started, I was exhausted, and I was in one of those moods where even putting on jeans felt unreasonable. I assumed we’d just reschedule. Instead, he asked if he could stop by for a minute. I said yes. A little while later he showed up at my door with ice cream and chocolate. He handed me the bag, gave me a hug, said he hoped I felt better soon, and then left. That was it. No expectation that I entertain him. No attempt to turn it into a shortened date. No “well, I’m already here, so can I come in?” He just wanted to........

@FPLMaineRoad That is hilarious.

Great result. We may have a T3 winger in the world. Jordan Henderson is a wanker. Over to you West Ham 🙏🏼

@cyberalina Should be illegal for you to look this good from the back and front.

Bend me over

@FPLMaineRoad Bottlers hahah

It was fun whilst it lasted blues, shocking performance.

@Vfynn_ So he’s doing his job as a No.8 Ian?

🚨🎙️| Ian Wright on the PFA Player of the Year race between Bruno Fernandes, Declan Rice, and Erling Haaland and who truly deserves to win it: 🗣️ “Honestly, I think people have completely lost the plot with this award, Every single year we do the same thing, reduce football to numbers on a screen and then act shocked when the wrong player wins it. “Take Bruno Fernandes for example. I’m hearing all this noise about him potentially breaking assist records in the Premier League, and suddenly he’s everyone’s pick. Since when did racking up assists automatically mean you’re the best player in the league? Football doesn’t work like that. Half the time those numbers don’t tell you about control, about discipline, about what happens when your team doesn’t have the ball. It’s easy to look at a stat sheet, it’s harder to understand the game.” “And then you’ve got Erling Haaland. Look, I’m not denying he’s one of the best finishers we’ve ever seen, he’s unbelievable at what he does. But let’s be honest for a second… what he does is exactly what he’s supposed to do. He’s a striker. He scores goals. That’s his job description. Are we now saying that just doing your role at an elite level while brilliant, is enough to make you the standout player in the entire league? Because if that’s the case, we might as well rename the award and save ourselves the debate.” “What frustrates me is that the real essence of this award, players voting for the player who actually dominates them gets lost. This isn’t meant to be about who has the nicest highlight reel or the cleanest numbers. It’s about who you come off the pitch thinking, ‘I couldn’t get near him today.’” “And that’s where Declan Rice comes in. For me, he’s the one. Not because he’s trendy, not because he’s putting up flashy numbers but because he’s doing the hardest job in football and making it look routine. He’s everywhere. Breaking up play, driving forward, dictating tempo, covering spaces others don’t even see, and then on top of that, he’s stepping up in big moments. That’s influence. That’s authority. That’s a player running games, not just appearing in them.” “You watch him and you realise he’s not just playing well, he’s controlling matches. And that’s what top players respect. Ask any midfielder in the league who they’d least like to play against right now, and I guarantee his name comes up more than the lads putting up big stats.” “But because he’s not scoring 25 goals or getting 20 assists, people overlook him. That’s the problem. We’ve become obsessed with output and forgotten about impact. There’s a difference. A massive difference.” “So when I hear people saying it has to be Bruno Fernandes because of assists, or Erling Haaland because of goals, I just think, have you actually been watching the games, or are you just scrolling through stats after full-time?” “For me, if Declan Rice doesn’t win this, then we’ve completely misunderstood what this award is about. Because the best player this season isn’t the one padding numbers, it’s the one imposing himself on every single game, the one other professionals walk off the pitch talking about.” “And right now, whether people like it or not, that player is Declan Rice. If he gets overlooked, then the award’s lost its credibility, simple as that.”

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@JackPittBrooke @TheAthleticFC Stones?!

Picked MY England squad for the World Cup here. Who's in yours? nytimes.com/athletic/71205…

@WelBeast How many does Odegaard and Rice have?

Premier League player of the season shouts with 7 open play assists. 😭😭😭

@Rory_Talks_Ball How many does Odegaard and Rice have?

Does that say 7 open play assists?

@FPLMaineRoad You’re shit haha

Who’d of thought it.

There’s always a tweet

This you dipshit?

@essexloko74 @higgyboson @chatswithem Every seat you’re predicted to win, you lose by a huge margin.

It’s not over, far from it, this seat was never likely to be won. But Reform (no-one else) has shown that it can be done. Getting 10000 votes in this area is no mean feat. However, we must unite the right. I have seen too much on here of Restore supporters rubbishing Reform. This election has only shown that Reform is the only option advance got 154 seats Restore would probably get at most a 1000, Reform is only way to save the UK.

I can honestly say that for the first time in my 66 years on the planet I'm absolutely devastated by the result of a political election. I live 250 miles away from Manchester so it's highly unlikely that my day to day life will be affected by the decision of the voters of Gorton and Denton but this result is a symptom of the utterly dire state of this country - a country that has been drastically, callously and cynically altered by the actions of decades of governments promising one thing and delivering the exact opposite. We now have sectarian voting across large swathes of the country, with certain "communities" being targeted by unscrupulous so-called "leaders" who would hoist up their own Mother and leave her dangling in the rain if it meant they could squeeze a few more votes from the people whose foreign flags they proudly wave as they sell their souls to the Gods and prophets of those they refer to as "our people". It sickens me to my core. This is Britain. Our predecessors - YOUR parents, grandparents, great grandparents and THEIR parents going back thousands of years built a fantastic country. We had a coherent, structured and effective national "community". It worked. We were immensely proud of our achievements. We were the envy of the World. And now we have THIS. It's not just a symptom of years of mismanagement on a massive scale, it's proof beyond all doubt that we are being systematically, intentionally and effectively destroyed with intent by those we have trusted to put our best interests at the forefront of everything they do. And we appear to be stupid enough not to care. Last night's result proves that. I fear it's over.