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What kind of interview process do the marlins have for their ball boys
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Morgan Bagg
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Morgan Bagg
@MorganBagg
used to work in sports. now i just tweet about them. ᵕ̈
baltimore | cny Katılım Mart 2010
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Feels like a challenge
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Protein shakes? 3.4 oz or less, but rotisserie chickens??? As many as you can fit in your carry-on.
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@MorganBagg I'd be eating sweet heat trail mix and rotisserie chicken all night long.
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@DaddyDeyo I mean, I’m sure I could figure it out between a carry on and personal item 😂😂😂
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@MorganBagg It's like being csught chewing gum back in class...
Morgan?
Did you bring enough for the rest of the passengers?
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Sure sex is cool and all, but have you ever help onto a single sock because you hope the other one will pop up at some point but never does and then month(s) later you find said lost sock and are able to finally put the pair away?
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You always hear about the girl whose favorite thing to listen to are true crime podcasts and murder documentaries. But i don’t think we talk enough about the girl who can watch Dr Pimple Popper while they eat
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Im not sure who needs to hear this, but West didnt cheat on Ciara. #SummerHouse
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I’ve lost 14 pounds within the past month or so. Definitely proud of myself! 💪🏾😤
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I was in Whole Foods today and a toddler was double fisting some apples. He only stopped eating to grab some tin fish off of a shelf while his mom was waiting in line and put it in the cart without her knowing
Sara Mary ⭐❤️@saniyafatma1278
I have no idea who this woman in. She was in a line at Whole Foods and I was struck by her appearance. I felt compelled to compliment her and she seemed happy that she was noticed. (Seriously, how could anyone not?) I asked for permission to take her picture and she shared with me that she turns 83 tomorrow. Thank you for making this gray, rainy, cold day, a lot brighter my unknown friend. 💙 Original story:Kevin Kendrick
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@DaveFarley1986 Yesterday was almost 80 here. Rained over night and was like high 50s when I walked my dog this morning. And it’s currently snowing and 30s 😂
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@MorganBagg Same here in the Chicagoland area. Monday it was 70. Tuesday was tornadoes and storms, Wednesday was rain and cold, and some snow flurries and today it was cold and sunny!
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If you love seasons, the mid Atlantic region is for you. You could experience all 4 seasons in one week. Within the last 48 hours we’ve had summer, spring and winter!
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Even having to walk my dog through blizzards and in below zero degree temperatures could not make me a cat person.
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Imagine having your heart ripped out after losing on a global stage and they hand you a stuffed animal
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