Yugen幽玄
368 posts
Giant nails lined up under a car will destroy the tires instantly 💥
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@MarioNawfal It used to be “Who can expose more skin”. Now “Who looks more ridiculous “. How about “attractive “ for a change?
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🇺🇸 What the hell is wrong with Heidi Klum?
Is this a competition to see who looks more ridiculous?
Mario Nawfal@MarioNawfal
LALISA at the 2026 Met Gala. Galaxy-chic with an Optimus-arm halo.
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@Puppieslover *are they. My English teacher is cringing in his grave.
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@Puppieslover They are not very different from humans, aren’t they?
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Salmon and prawn linguine 🤤 the pups had the skin and a sample of linguine 😂
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Anyone want to take a guess what these folks are voting? 😆
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@EricLDaugh @elonmusk I didn’t know you could buy a mansion in LA for 3 million.
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🚨 WOW! Los Angeles mayor candidate Spencer Pratt has infuriated leftist candidate Nithya Raman after he recorded outside her MANSION to point out how out of TOUCH she is
"Here is where Nithya Raman's $3 million MANSION sits. They don't have to live in the MESS they've created." 🔥
RAMAN: "Filming outside my home, where I live with my young children, feels unnecessary and reckless."
Cry more, @spencerpratt just exposed the TRUTH!
Wake up and save your city, LA!
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Ye & Bianca Censori both pulled up together to support North West at her LA event today!
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@archi_tradition I do understand you. But I wonder if someone criticized this library when it was built?
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We replaced beauty with convenience
and now wonder why everything feels empty.
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Gad's Maxim: Suicidal Empathy is fuelled by degenerate progressive white women.
Wanker Finder@IfindWankers
This COLOSSAL wanker says she'll feel "safer" on an island filled with Muslim men rather than an island filled with white patriotic British men! The wanktardedness is strong with this one!
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@MarioNawfal I wish I could invite Da Vinci to witness this. I wonder what he would think?
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🇺🇸 Flywing just built a drone that takes off like a helicopter and flies like a plane.
The X-WING hovers, tilts, and hits full fixed-wing speed in a single smooth transition.
The drone vs. plane debate is officially over.
Mario Nawfal@MarioNawfal
🚨🇱🇧🇮🇱 BREAKING: Drone and rocket sirens triggered across northern Israel Drone attack sirens sounded in the Galilee Panhandle and Golan Heights. Shortly after, rocket sirens sounded in Kiryat Shmona and nearby towns. The IDF is investigating both incidents. Source: TOI, GeoPolitics Watch
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Elon summed up his entire philosophy in 3 words:
“My philosophy is curiosity & adventure.”
No corporate fluff. No mission statements.
Just pure wonder + the balls to explore the universe
He’s him.
Mario Nawfal@MarioNawfal
When Elon brought on Nikita Bier as X's Head of Product last year, it was a ballsy, unconventional move that screamed “disrupt or die.” Nikita didn’t come from Big Tech’s polished executive ranks. He literally posted his way into the job years earlier, publicly tagging Elon: “Hire me to run Twitter as VP of Product.” Most people would’ve been ignored. Elon saw the hustle… and gave him a shot. That’s radical, and it’s working. Since Nikita arrived X has shipped real product velocity: Custom Timelines powered by Grok; hyper-relevant, personalized feeds for your niches instead of endless noise Cashtags and finance-focused tools bringing trading and money directly into the conversation Cracking down on clickbait aggregators and spam in creator revenue sharing, so original voices actually get paid Ruthless simplification: killing low-usage features like Communities (spam magnets) to focus on what actually works Lightning-fast iteration; remember the onboarding redesign? Nikita got 48 hours, worked straight through the weekend, and Elon approved the prototype immediately X is finally operating like a true startup again: small, flat, decisive, and obsessed with user growth and virality, not bureaucracy and wokeism. Elon didn’t hire another suit; he hired the guy who knows how to make social products addictive for the next generation. The result? X is getting younger, more engaging, and moving faster than ever. @nikitabier, @elonmusk
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@MarioNawfal @joerogan If I wanted a sex slave, I think I would choose a better looking guy.
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Joe Rogan: The JPMorgan ‘sex slave’ story was fake.
“Turns out that lady, that was a scam, that was fake.
The lady who forced the guy to fuck her at JPMorgan…
Yeah, wasn’t real.”
Not shocked.
@JoeRogan
Mario Nawfal@MarioNawfal
🇺🇸 A JPMorgan executive director is being sued for turning a married male broker into her office sex slave. She allegedly drugged him with viagra, used racial slurs, forced non-consensual sex acts while he cried, and threatened his career. If these claims are proven, JPMorgan will probably face a PR nightmare and a legal payout that could dwarf previous settlements. Source: Daily Mail
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🇺🇸🇬🇧 King Charles drops a joke by Oscar Wilde at Congress today:
"We have really everything in common with America nowadays, except, of course, language."
It landed. The old material still works best.
x.com/FoxNews/status…
Mario Nawfal@MarioNawfal
🇺🇸🇬🇧 Speaker Johnson and King Charles in the Capitol. After everything that was said between the 2 countries, you can cut the air with a knife 😂
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This guy spilled some alcohol on his crotch and decided a lighter would be the best way to get it off.
PSA: If this happens to you, try a paper towel 😂
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