Morgan Seastrand

In a January 2007 meeting with Angela Merkel, Putin brought in his Labrador in front of the German Chancellor, who has a phobia of dogs.

Mom: You want something? Me: A large fry Mom: Yeah, can I get a small fry Me:

Me “are you gonna wear makeup for senior night?” Tats “uh yeah. You really think I’m gonna go out there bare face for my photoshoot? If I’m gonna be the worst on the field I’m going to look the best.”

@rumseycody Will it ever be enough ?? 😮‍💨

Thought this was more relatable evidently was only relatable to 1 person

Robots really be drawing the line at select images with crosswalks

Kathy gunna comment under the people magazine insta post “Kyle call me ❤️” #RHOBH

Give Vin Diesel a Hellcat and some scuba gear and he’ll find that submarine

That’s it

Me planning my vacations outside the country knowing that I have no money

your package “came”? in the “male” ??

This is how big of a bed I want

Me as soon as I get anywhere:

@ChipotleTweets E Coli?

everyone hates me everyone wants to boil me and make me into soup today

Dutch bros gotta be federal w the questions they be asking 🤨

pour one out today