Morgan

Shouldn’t it be spelled pepperogna

fair

No drunk tweets tonight I’m going to bed early

@MorganSpangler Technically the bottle is a glass 😉

If I refill my wine before the glass is empty, can I say that I just had one glass?

That’s faster than a school zone!

@_bobbysworld2 Exactly

You don’t need a glass if we’re being honest

@MeyekOnRoute66 You’re exactly right

@MorganSpangler Unless you change glasses, I'm assuming you only used one glass.

@T_CoastRaiderz Genius

@MorganSpangler Yes, but maybe add a little ice for water intake?

@MorganSpangler I respect your game 🫡

Girl dinner or whatever

@fithalfbreed Don’t do it if you’re not gonna do it right!

@MorganSpangler Something to soak it up, I get it. Veteran move, Morgan.

@fithalfbreed It was, I was halfway through when I decided I wanted the pretzel pieces

@MorganSpangler A real one would make sure that glass was more full than that

I mean, technically, I only drank out of one glass

If you delete tweets because it doesn’t hit your like count, I don’t respect you. I tweet bullshit for the love of the game

@fithalfbreed I respect that

@MorganSpangler I would say I’m sorry but I don’t like to lie

imagine if your teeth were naturally soft and got hard when you were hungry

@MorganSpangler I couldn’t let that thought sit inside my brain, had to share

i'm built different. like incorrectly i think