Morgan

Hoosband and Weefe 💖🫶🏽👰🏽‍♀️🤵🏻‍♂️💍

“I don’t want to come across like a woke asshole, but like… women have it hard.”

i’m 25 and my bathroom is dirty and my job is making me become an alcoholic

Thinking about how I thought I was big at 32 weeks but this was me the week I gave birth (38 weeks)

Thinking about how I thought I was huge when I was 15 weeks but now I’m 32 week and like Ms. Girl… 😭💀

Belly ache

Straight up “bearing it” and by “it”, haha, well, let’s just say The Curse ⓘ 𝗢𝗻𝗹𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘀𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗯𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗖𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝘀𝗲𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗧𝘄𝗲𝗲𝘁

"I gotta pee again" LMFAOOO

Genuinely there was never any competition

We did it boys

Can I finish my workout before my headphones die? Stay tuned

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MUSSSSTAAAAARRRRRRRDDDDD

when your rivals are in town, but you're just a chill guy

if mike tyson doesn’t win i think we should just kill jake paul anyway

this is exactly how the election felt