Morgan Hill

Virgos be like: “work harder 💪🏻 not smarter 💪🏻”

You’re not better than me because you’re interested in outer space

@0002l4 This just looks like digitally printed organza…

chanelのこのシアーパンツ、デニムそのものを透過させたような仕上がりで感動する。インディゴの質感を残しながら、空気みたいに軽やかなシースルー。

Twitter is the type of humor you have to enjoy alone, or send to a friend to find on their own time. Showing someone will not hit ⛔️

When you take initiative but the initiative don’t take you 😔

Idk I kinda like North West

A broken clock is right twice a day… a broken cock can be thrown out ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

White people trying not to name their cat “Miso”

@comvintern @GoodPostReilly Sobe was for snowboarders Snapple was for thinkers

@GoodPostReilly This is sobe erasure

In the 1990s - and even into the 2000s - Snapple was considered by many to be a thinking person’s beverage

It’s a talent to use talent the right way…. Get it right or leave

Being a good writer is just lying?????

Date idea- come over and help me farm karma so I can comment in a sub

Drew Barrymore gets WAY too close. Back off lady!

Just the name “Bode senior cord” sends shivers down my spine 🤢

If I met Howie Mandel I would shake his hand and then spit in his face

LA has the Sunset smoking death meter, and NYC has the Union Square global warming countdown clock

“Available for rent 💕” Kill yourself.

We exist in a menschless society

A Mamma Mia style musical but with Gaga songs… when

I would not have done well in the 50s. Wdym I had to talk to my neighbors…

You guys do know that you have the power to decide whether Sydney Sweeney controls your life? @ internet. Like, you can ignore her