MaxlMorlock

My friend. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the streets tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people ration it to survive. A country where medical debt is the leading cause of bankruptcy. A country where women die in hospital parking lots because doctors are too afraid of abortion laws to provide abortion care. You lock up more of your citizens than any other country on Earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're too poor to pay their mortgages. Your life is going backwards. You're the only developed country where this is happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids are doing active shooting practice in math and English while you sell stock in weapons manufacturers to your friends. Your minimum wage hasn't budged in 15 years. You have teachers working two jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges, and you just spent a billion dollars bombing a country that didn't attack you. And you have a convicted felon, convicted rape, pedophile pimp, porn star, infiltrating rebels waging the largest war campaign since the Taliban—thanks a million for losing again. And you call Greenland poorly governed? Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest prison sentences in the world. No one goes bankrupt there because they got sick. No one dies in a waiting room because insurance said no. "NATO wasn't there when we needed it." When exactly was that, champ? "9/11? For NATO, for the first and only time in history, Article 5 invoked FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries traveled there, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even part of NATO, and we showed up anyway. For 20 years. And you left at 2 a.m. without telling anyone and letting them clean up. So maybe before you start calling other countries names, look in your own backyard, you sunburned aluminum salesman. The only thing that's mishandled in this photo is your damn mouth.