MormonAtTheDoor

3 hours of cable management later. Clean 🧼

Nominate Shane Gillis so we can watch him debate Trump as Trump

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

Let’s have some fun, I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows @Pulte and me!!! (So we can dm you the money if you win). Will show proof of paying winner ❤️

@SamStrake I learned this from @DaveandChuck raido show.. hopefully you also don’t have a purple front door..

Also for anyone like us who didn’t know until after she got the shirt- a pineapple is like the understood “dtf” flag for swingers. And apparently most other people like already knew this??

My wife is in a pineapple shirt and I’m in a dating app hoodie. I wonder how many people assume we’re swingers.

@ARonaWillDo Always sad boi hours in Michigan

sad boi hours

@KaelenaTV Lol tinder has this feature 😂

Members of my community please DO NOT use this new feature. It's a cash grab & none of the funds will go to the creator. If you want to support myself or a creator please consider tipping.

Us: "Twitch, address the discoverability algorithm on the platform." Twitch: "Have you heard of this cool thing we're adding to the platform called 'pay to win'... *ahem* I mean 'Boost'...? Us: 🙃 Thanks, I hate it.

*BANG BANG* give me my fucking son back

@SamStrake I Uh actually own a $600 sterling silver charizard fountain pen ✒️.. this was not an impulse buy I’m a responsible adult

I don’t think anyone actually buys pens, they just kinda magically spawn into existence like Lacroix at a startup.

Got a sponsorship offer from a pen company today, but I don’t have the slightest idea on how I’d approach that. “Next time you buy pens get the yellow box, they’re better. If there’s anyone you can trust on pens-it’s me. A guy who has literally never paid for a pen in his life.”

@SamStrake RuneScape > American education system

Thanks to the American education system I may not know things like how to do my taxes, or maintain a good credit score , or even find Delaware on a map.... but at least I know exactly what to do if I have a structured settlement and need cash now.

@ARonaWillDo I need coffee ☕️

@MormonAtTheDoor oh wow!!

casually sobbing watching anime. what’re y’all up to?

@ARonaWillDo This is me constantly 😭

even though i’m not working, i’m so stressed about work lmao like i can’t even relax

** SARAH HAS BEEN FOUND!!!!!!! ** The tippers noticed her from the flyers I put out and guess what... TWITTER!!! My daughter is found because of YOU! I am so happy and relieved!! THANK YOU ALL so much!!

what my fbi agent hears in my discord calls

@DemonCatDaphne Idk what any of this is but it looks good 👍

Spanakotiropita, Bifteki Gemisto with gyros and tzatziki, Baklava and an Ouzito. Going for dinner at my favourite restaurant today was a good choice😊

@crimsonwollf It’s rough.. 3 ETBs 3 hits.. the best being a normal vmax

Ready for Chilling Reins🙌🏻

@LeonhartYT My current favorite 🤩

In honor of Chilling Reign being released today; I’ll be giving away cards from my collection to random people. Will DM winners! No need to do anything except let me know your favorite cards or cards you want.

it's me, the sad fucked up little badger TM

totodile is talented

Without downloading any new images, mentally where are you?