@evilgirl Yo wanna go rob a Wendy's and cast freeze blast on their deep fryers?
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Morticus the Mysterious
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Morticus the Mysterious
@MorticusRulez
Whimsical Unfunny Cat offering “advice” and “wisdom”. Human roommate that is a judgemental piece of shit
Lobotomy Lair Katılım Temmuz 2025
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Charlie Kirk's soul will be exiled beyond the black wall and become an artificial amalgamation of every kirkified image
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm
OpenAI is shutting down its AI video slop-making platform Sora.
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I just found this awesome wolf emoticon
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ᠸ^ ^ ⸝⸝
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@moonlittoxicity Pokémon is black magic how the fuck did they get me treating a living trash bag as a dog
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pokémon is one of the best things. got me through a lot
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I need to upgrade my PC so I can run a space program equally as accomplished and brilliant yet also as dysfunctional as the Soviet Space program
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@BimbleWizard My painting of the universe is complete, my life's work finally accomplished.
My test tube son Glungor after managing to use its tumour like existence to get an ink bottle from top shelf:
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Fckin illuminate bro
chase@funnysmartguy12
BREAKING NEWS: an evil void has opened somewhere in the galaxy
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@miriam_choomie Song bird giving V access to the black wall was like giving an autistic 7 year old a sour patch kid. World ending
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@cecidrais Chip n chase prolly, just get pucks on net not get too fancy
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@MorticusRulez @BridgetSculpts @realradec Yes there’s some convoluted shit you have to do to receive it, I never got it despite getting platinum
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Bloodborne - Hunter’s Dream Dynamic PS4 Theme
The Game Awards@thegameawards
BLOODBORNE was first released 11 years ago today.
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@artificial0wl I got a chest full of jewels that says otherwise
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@MorticusRulez made by oomfie @/Luuminah but i don't think she sells them :(
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@st4in3d_m0th_ Have cold water and 3% hydrogen peroxide near by to clean up the blood easier. Especially if you have carpet
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@MorticusRulez *stares at partner across the room*
they’re playing crimson desert and not paying attention to me they might deserve it actually
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@BridgetSculpts @realradec There's a theme for if u platinum bloodborne?
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@BimbleWizard Don't listen to bimble he just butthurt he can't eat red40 like I can
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Bimble's Wisdom of the Day: if your pee is red, see a doctor!
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@magikaras13 Sounds like pussy talk, I get to hack people's shi and give them gender dysphoria or something
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Dude if I was in Cyberpunk I would NOT be a netrunner there’s so many things that can happen to you 💔
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Metalcore is cool just ignore some of the corny ass lyrics and the fact that sleep token sounds like a Reddit mod singing
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