MORTIFIED

Celebrate 18 years of awkward, weird, horny and hilarious with your community at @Mortified Dec 8th and 9th in SF and OAK! getmortified.com. Fri-@dnalounge Sat- @thenewparish

chicago is celebrating 20 years of @Mortified and i talked to founder @davenadelberg about it (and my 3x performances from a 6th grade diary! circa 1987) wbez.org/stories/share-…

My adolescent diaries were written in code because of all the shame I had. To read from them on stage last night at the Pride edition of @Mortified was healing. If you still have your teenage journals (no matter your orientation), you should participate: getmortified.com/participate/

Shall we be MORTIFIED together? I’ll read from my teenage diaries at the Pride edition of @Mortified June 22 in Denver. getmortified.com/event/890/

@lvc816 Oh no! We hope you're better or were able to give them to a friend.

When you bought tickets months in advance to see @Mortified live but end up sick and can’t go 😭😭😭

@Mortified is back with a badass lineup of amazing Adults sharing their teen diaries, journals, letter, and mullet infested music videos???? Check out an EPIC Mortified Fri May 12th in SF & Sat May 13th in Oakland! Tickets: getmortified.com

In 2 weeks! Skip the overpriced prix fixe menu & get your ass to @Mortified DOOMED VALENTINES! Celebrate love for what it really is, painful, awkward, sloppy, & hilarious! Feb 10 & 11 in SF & OAK ! Our best love &crush pieces & guest band: MIDNIGHT TACOS! getmortified.com.

@RayTVHD Robo Diary thanks you, Ray. Not sure what the future holds for the show but getting messages like yours means a lot.

Conflicted about the .@Mortified podcast announcement. On one hand, sad there's gonna be a hiatus, that podcast really brings the feels. On the other, excited to see the future! Come to Houston for a live show already! Oh yeah that AI diary entry was chilling, but felt so real.

.@boburnham talks to the @Mortified podcast about having to take testosterone as a teenager.

@laurenpassell @ApplePodcasts Incredible

⭐️More podcast ratings and reviews in 2023!⭐️ This year I'm going to try to leave a podcast rating/review on @ApplePodcasts every day even if it's, like, one sentence. Can I do it? Jan 1: @Mortified

@Mortified SF and OAK is this FRI and SAT! Here a girl that tried to fit into her school using rap lyrics! $5 off online presales with codes below. All tix at getmortified.com. SF- FRI @dnalounge : CODE: JV8CCU OAK- SAT @thenewparish : CODE: happy2023

Storytelling sensation @Mortified showcases adults sharing true and embarrassing diaries, letters, songs, and more in front of total strangers. With @hayeslady, @NoamOsband, Zach Sherwin and more. Share the shame! Feb. 1 at Cobb's Comedy Club. Tickets at SFSketchfest.com

@malakaiwade @realchrisjbeale @descript We are having this problem nonstop suddenly. Ever since the new app revamp came out. Any recall on how you solved it?

@realchrisjbeale @descript I read somewhere that the update for M1 optimization just came out, so maybe it's that... all my coworkers using it are having the same issue too. and we're in the homestretch of the show!

.@descript Descript keeps "retrieving project" every 5-10 seconds, causing my project to reset and reload (I'm not even in multi-window editing, which causes more problems) -- I use an M1 Mac... any suggestions? Can't find my issue on any help pages

@khaslett @theheatherhogan Absolutely. getmortified.com/participate

@theheatherhogan Real @Mortified vibes

I’ve been going through old journals for essays and have found the most hilarious entry from when I had Sex Ed in high school and I asked my dad if he was worried I’d have sex with a boy. Literal quote: “He said no and laughed really hard. Wouldn’t say why he was laughing.”

New episode. A tale of 2 hippies. “I wore ripped jeans and boots and let my hair frizz out. But I was not about to burn my bra because it took my 18 years to grow these things.”

This Halloween..witness something TRULY SCARY.. the CRAP that comes out of the TEENAGED BRAIN! Enjoy our @Mortified AWKtober show Sat Oct 8 in OAK @ @thenewparish and Fri Oct 14 in SF at @dnalounge ! Tickets available: getmortified.com

Craving more live storytelling? If you love our show, check out our friends @RISKshow with 2 events coming up in LA 9/20 & NYC on 9/22. RISK-show.com/tour for tickets.

The world lost a beautiful voice, whose diaries revealed an unforgettable & important perspective. Celebrating the life of Rachel Sonia Sieradzki. 1995-2022.

Discount codes for @Mortified TOMORROW & SAT in SF & OAK! $5 off online presales tickets with below codes: SF: 6YVTUR OAK: backtoschool TICKETS: getmortified.com SF- @dnalounge . OAK- @thenewparish #sanfrancisco #oakland #comedy