MortimAIR Snerd

Thank you to the 9 members of Congress who are the newest cosponsors of The Emergency Money for the People Act, and thank you to all the voters who contacted them to encourage them to sign on in support. Keep pushing, everyone! BailOutThePeople.com congress.gov/bill/116th-con…

This makes sense to me. We bail out companies all the time. Wall Street. Airlines. That’s great. But what about the people? 🤷 🇺🇸 @AndrewYang 💰 for the people.

@LeeBarats DM your BM.

@doughboyspod @GriffLightning @davidlsims BEST WESTERN EVER.

Doughboys Double Tuesday! We're kicking off Tombstone Week with Griffin Newman and David Sims from the Blank Check podcast to review 90s western Tombstone, starring Kurt Russell and Val Kilmer: patreon.com/doughboys

YES.

Why did this guy have to drink this gross smoothie every day? Couldn't he just eat a ton of pizza like the rest of us to gain weight? (Apparently I can no longer spell)

Where’s the lie? #coronavirusshitisreal

Hey, @nicolebyer, a man in my apartment building on the floor above me is yell talking about matching with you once on a dating app and I’m going to need you to carry some of the burden and listen with me

@nickwiger @BDayBoysMitch @doughboyspod #HeyBudday delish.com/food-news/a312…

@nickwiger @BDayBoysMitch @doughboyspod My Man Johnny wanted me to send this along...

Forget winning re-election: just declare a state of emergency, suspend election, get sued, tell courts they have no business weighing in and even if they did plaintiffs don’t have standing, five justices agree, the Senate majority plays along, and stay President for life

@sosaysalicia @meenaharris

When I tell you this sent me FLAT on the floor

@doughboyspod @BDayBoysMitch @nickwiger Hi Nick Mitchell and Mike Wiger, it's #AceOfSpadesGuy from the @SizzlePie #Portland show. My friend @JLCheung can't take me to the show tonight. I am going to stay in my room and gaze at the gift that I am not able to give you.😭😭😭😭😭😭

@CowboyAltitude @doughboyspod @Tonicharline @IvarsClam @pagliaccipizza I'm hoping @pagliaccipizza. #NoCheese

@MortimAIR_Snerd @doughboyspod @Tonicharline @IvarsClam @pagliaccipizza Yes, one in Seattle. More in Vancouver and Portland.

Breaking Chews! For our Doughboys LIVE show in Seattle, we'll be joined by special guest @Tonicharline! www1.ticketmaster.com/event/0F005786…

@CowboyAltitude @doughboyspod @Tonicharline @IvarsClam @pagliaccipizza That's a chain?

@MortimAIR_Snerd @doughboyspod @Tonicharline @IvarsClam @pagliaccipizza I didn't realize she was vegan. My guess would be Yumm Cafe then.

@doughboyspod @Tonicharline Hi Nick Mitchell and Mike Wiger... #AceOfSpades @SizzlePie Guy from Portland (aka...um...me) will C U Friday in Seattle. Can't wait! I have a present for both of you...and...questions.

@CowboyAltitude @doughboyspod @Tonicharline @IvarsClam @pagliaccipizza makes the most sense...She's vegan, right?

@doughboyspod @Tonicharline I hope she likes @IvarsClam !!

@doughboyspod @nickwiger @BDayBoysMitch So, so sad... Unfortunately Nick has lost his chance to be the oboe player for Jeffrey Epstein and the D Street Band.