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The jaws of an ancient Megalodon shark that lived around 23 to 3.6 million years ago vs. a modern-day Great White.

Back in 2010, Sam Allardyce tried to fire up his Blackburn Rovers squad before facing Manchester United by showing them scenes from Gladiator. Gaël Givet recalled: “We were all shouting, ‘Ahhhhh!’ like warriors with swords… 30 minutes later, we were 3-0 down. We lost 7-1.” Unreal. 🤣👏

Sad news today that a Royal Navy helicopter has crashed into a field in Devon, killing three personnel. This comes after a British & a US soldier were killed in a training accident in Iraq on 31 May. A reminder that defence comes at a price, even in peacetime.

His friend is a true gentleman, he laughed at every shot 😂

Is that woman ok?

A moving man will meet his luck

I don’t understand how a cemetery can raise its funeral prices and blame it on the cost of living.

For f*ck sake. Be optimistic. Be extreme. Be relentless. The world is waiting for you to raise the bar and finally go all in. Execute. Inspire. Show us what’s possible.

None of that foreign rain.

Completely true. I opened my window yesterday and armed police shot and killed me.

If you've ever been to a zoo I can guarantee zookeepers have shagged in every single building you walk in. I've had sex in the reptile house, and orangutan habitat among others. My mate first slept with her husband in the exotic bird walkthrough. We're worse than the animals.

I never laughed this hard in so long 😂😂😂

Why does Sting look like the head of a planetary council in a science fiction film

My grandfather was at Omaha Beach. He killed 6 Germans before he died. 1973 was a wild year.

This hit me like a 100 mph fastball.

“I’m Rik f*cking Mayall. Don’t f*ck me about, ask me an interesting f*cking question… if the camera is shaking it’s probably because he’s masturbating.”

These two giant tortoises have been fighting each other for over 120 years. According to the zoo, one tortoise stole the other’s food 120 years ago, and from that day on they became enemies. There hasn’t been a single day where they haven’t fought for a while

Leslie Nielsen didn’t just play Frank Drebin. He committed several felonies against comedy and we let him. Naked Gun 33⅓: The Final Insult is the last time Hollywood was allowed to be this unhinged. RIP King. 🎬🎥Naked Gun 33⅓: The Final Insult❤️🔥

At his first meeting with Hitler, Lord Halifax mistook Hitler for a servant and only stopped from handing him his coat by the quick action of a British diplomat who was accompanying Halifax.