Paddy Morton

@SkySportsNews How do these little nerds in their Mum's spare room get paid to comment on football?

"He's not yet on that top top level that a team like Man United would aspire to buy" 🗣️ Reaction to reports that Manchester United have joined the race for the signature of Sandro Tonali 🔴

Lewis Hall is an unbelievable footballer, has to be England's starting left back 👏🏼👏🏼

Are people going to stop talking about the "big 6" including Spurs now? Joke of a club

@HLTCO No one actually wants him out, just online idiots trying to get engagement

Newcastle fans following me, I’m curious… Are you Eddie Howe in or Eddie Howe out? I’ve seen a fair bit of chatter saying that fans are turning on him, is that the case? If so, I’d be genuinely interested to know why. It’s always better to ask those who watch every week.

@MartinSLewis Get Fuse on board my man 🙏🏼

UPDATE: ·EDF and OVO have now commited to passing on 'the full savings in full' but not how or when they'll do it (which is needed, for transparency). We're contacting all other firms to find out their stances. I'm pleased the pressure we've been putting on is paying dividends.

I pray that one day we get Millwall in the Prem

@PremiershipYrs Tim Roth

*Who am I?* #252 Do you recognise these classic 90s curtains?

@HLTCO That's why he's called Craig No Hope

Fresh from a qualifying campaign with 8 wins from 8, 22 goals scored, 0 conceded, Harry Kane passing Pele for international goals and a place at the World Cup booked before any other European nation, this is where the discourse goes?! The media in this country will never change.

@sid_lambert Did anyone spot Bobby Zamora?

13 years ago today: Zlatan, England, 25-yard Scissorbastard. Behave yourself, son.

@MartinSLewis I'm more concerned that you're turning up in mucky old trainers for such an important meeting

To the person who just called me a "sell out scum" because I did this meeting... people like you make me despair. Feeding in to the political debate in areas you have expertise doesn't make you scum, it's crucial, it's needed, we can't complain that they're out of touch unless we engage. Ive been in to see a good few Chancellor's regardless of party, it doesn't imply support, it's about trying to feed in important points.

Newcastle just made Bowen and Paqueta look like Messi and Iniesta. Awful performance 🤦🏻‍♂️

@anthonygordon So good 👏🏻👏🏻

UCL nights at SJP. 🖤🤍

@man_savings They are a thing of beauty 😍

The C**t Song by Steve Coogan This is the heartwarming, wholesome content your timeline needs.

@henrywinter 70% of the world is covered by water, the rest is covered by Sandro Tonali

Pity. Tonali deserved a goal. Denied by a good Scherpen save. Earlier, Woltemade flicked in Tonali’s shot. Toonali again outstanding for Newcastle, shielding defence, covering, ball-winning and starting moves, just relentless, incredible stamina. #NUFC #USGNEW

@RyderCupEurope @niggles

HE’S IN YOUR HEAD, RORY, RORY, RORY!

@spgibbo @LBLFC_ Probably the first wash they've had this week

@LBLFC_ Not like any of your scouse hero’s would spit 😳

How's a fella laughing in Simeone's face and sticking two fingers up at him getting more shit than their assistant manager spitting in the crowd? no surprise though.

@NUFCMurph If he did that it's because he thinks it's best way to win the match, not to save him for Bournemouth 😂

Honestly wouldnt be surprised if Eddie opts for Gordon through the middle tonight and saves Woltemade for Bournemouth. #nufc

@Strombolli4 @henrywinter *all fans

@henrywinter What other players were that good and equally disliked by most fans he played for?

Michael Owen was one of the most exciting, intelligent, prolific teenaged attackers European football, let alone English, has ever seen. His Liverpool debut at Selhurst Park and *that* goal for England at St-Etienne confirmed that... #ENG #LFC 1/2

@henrywinter Apparently he was overheard saying "Fuck Isak the rat" 🤷🏻‍♂️ he'll do for me

Newcastle United's new CEO David Hopkinson is clearly a very successful, capable, experienced, intelligent businessman who will understand that Newcastle are more than a business. They're about sport and community, pride in the shirt and in the city. Hopkinson’s career (Maple Leafs, Knicks, Real Madrid etc) suggests a heavyweight operator who gets on with people (not that it has any relevance but his degree at McGill Uni was in humanities and he’s done interviews with his old faculty on the varied qualities of being a “world-class business leader”, McGill’s description, including understanding people, always useful). He has extensive experience in Canada, US and at Real of working on venue management, naming rights, maximising sponsorship revenue, all things Newcastle need atm. The 54-year-old Canadian was also very strong in an interview with Forbes magazine in 2019 on the importance of “making memories” for fans. That should be the starting point for every executive. He can’t start charging prices used to in the US (Knicks etc). Hopkinson's immediate aims should be lifting the mood post-Isak, appointing a sporting director (presumably Ross Wilson), supporting an elite-class head coach in Eddie Howe and being a public leader of the club (easing some of that workload on Howe, allowing him to focus on the football). Then generating more revenue (without fleecing the fans) so Newcastle can compete with bigger clubs, looking at the training ground and stadium and getting on with taking decisions without constant recourse to PIF. And good luck, best wishes and all strength to the outgoing CEO, Darren Eales, following his diagnosis with blood cancer. #NUFC