
Morty Abramowitz ⚖️
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Morty Abramowitz ⚖️
@MortyAbramowitz
No-nonsense attorney and founder of Abramowitz & Abramowitz, representing @SoundTank303. Loves bagels, bourbon, and broads.
Whereva I'm needed, Bub Katılım Ağustos 2014
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@BiscuitsJesus Russ, and I can’t stress this enough, Lawton.
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@realShepJackson @12_7_99_halleys I call it “Trey’s art class smock”
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@12_7_99_halleys I have always wanted a shirt exactly like that. Looks too damn cozy
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@JesusHSchvice Do you feel like they* do?
*the Peters
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The USS Indianapolis monologue in Jaws (1975) is chilling every single time. Robert Shaw delivers it like a man remembering something he can’t ever escape, and the whole film goes dead quiet around him. One of the greatest speeches ever put on screen.
cinesthetic.@TheCinesthetic
What is the greatest single movie scene ever filmed?
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There’s never any ads on my podcast called “we’re having a good time podcast”
Judge Chickenfoot@p79_jeff
@dustyslay The advertisements on every podcast is crazy. Even a so called Christian major comedian promotes it with advertisements. It’s destroyed more families than drinking. I’ve even heard ad reads on Glenn beck for it.
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@HalleyComet3 Huh.
Reasonable
Believable
And outrageous.
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