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@Am_Blujay Theres no bad luck here, nothing will happen to him.

Just pure bad luck 😂😂

That little run gave it away I knew he is about to kill it 🔥🔥

South Africans are such unserious people 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@mr_shimmy Original version 🤣🤣👊 The new version is now going to be the song at South African funerals 😂😂😂. 🇿🇦💚

@Kgadi_yaMoloto Pov, when you're bulding a house and you send materials money to your partner cos you're too busy

When a man really loves you, your app will show.🥹❤️🥰

@matimu23 @Moshe_Meso I would never sleep not knowing where my child is, i would exhaust all plartforms.

Gents , why aren’t you supporting your kids ? Lets hear your side of the story 🤔

@SigaBopha__ Date cancelled im sorry 🙄

Guylies please gather here…! She’s taking you out and she pulls up driving this, are you going? Are you humble enough to hop into this?🙄

@FMohokare @JoyChauke5 @GaytonMcK Yes he's working for PRASA ya ko france, i saw the pics 😂

@JoyChauke5 @GaytonMcK PapaJoy is working for “PRASA” surely he can afford a trip for two to the World Cup 😂

At Afcon Superfans Mamajoy and Lumumba ,,,,Eish I won’t see him at the Worldcup Minister ⁦@GaytonMcK⁩ has spoken 🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦

@Jamani_Khanyi The remaining balance keeps going up monthly, i cant wait to close that rubbish 🤦🏾

Close that TFG account 🚮and thank me later😭. Please don’t ask me questions 😭.

@MotoringZulu They used plascon house paint

Who painted this car 😳

@PearlButho @Olwethu827233 @sanelenkosiii Which alcohol has cholesterol?

@Olwethu827233 @sanelenkosiii Rice Pap Pasta Sugar Bread Dombolo Samp Fried chips Then Alcohol (cholesterol) Basically, all black people’s food. See why whites eat salad instead of starch

It is alleged that Businessman & Polygamist, Somkhanda Lucky Gumbi has been suffering from diabetes & it led to him being amputated this past weekend.

@IanCameron23 The shoulder is not wide enough to accomodate cyclists, they should be accompanied by an escort vehicle next time

A taxi has crashed into multiple cyclists on Victoria Road near the 12 Apostles, Cape Town. One cyclists has been seriously injured.

@Drweloveu Just hire a young beautifull helper who'll do all those chores

A woman filed for divorce from her husband. The judge asked her to state her reason. She said her husband was manipulative and controlling. She was asked to explain how. She said when he comes home from work and dinner is not ready, he gets angry. When he comes home and the house is not clean, he gets angry. The judge asked if she works outside the home. She said no. She is a FULL-TIME HOUSEWIFE The judge then asked a simple question So why is dinner not ready, and the house not in order, to welcome a man who has been out doing his own part for the household? Her answer? “I am taking care of two children.” Dear men, If you ever find yourself in this situation, and you have truly tried to make it work… 🚫Stop begging for what you deserve in your own home. I recommend you find yourself a female bestie... Bestie that enjoys cooking... After work Please go and eat where food is ready. So that you stop controlling and manipulating madam in the house. Marriage comes with responsibilities If a woman finds the basic duties of her chosen role unbearable, And she also finds this recommended peaceful resolution uncomfortable... She can leave, So that another woman who understands that marriage comes with responsibilities not just comfort can take her place. #conversationsthatmatter #relationship #marriage

@_Bongekile_ And what about kids, do you share them equally or they go with the mom?

When we get married, would you be okay with us spending holidays with our respective families… like you go to your mom’s house, I go to mine, and we just agree on when we come back home to our house?

@SanjitheSage Its not only SA, a lot of countries don't want you, that alone should tell you something.

You people keep going to SA, why don’t you listen, they’ve made it clear they don’t want us there.

Unfortunately, as you get older, you gradually become less interested in new music and keep going back to the old favorite songs you once loved.

@hy_wemmy Yes they do but it must not be known by a lot of people, it must be a secret

Do men forgive cheating??

Nothing painful as having a sister that is a hoe😭

@tebogstaT Different cars be dropping her off, that would brake me, i would move far away 😒😒

@Kgadi_yaMoloto The guy was trying so save your life, your were literally on the verge of dying judging by your balance.

If your man didn’t send you money for Easter dump him please.🙏🏿