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I feel like a huge personality defect of mine came from being a huge jacksfilms fan when I was like 8-14 so no matter what I’ll always be just a little Reddit

Real shit scoob

me when the disorder that affects your whole life affects my whole life

Stop calling marijuana a drug. Drugs come from laboratories, not Mother Nature's sweet bountiful vagina.

In what universe am i NOT supposed to touch my balls while in an overwatch queue

just when I was feeling like I’m happiest without a partner Twitter puts this on my timeline…

call me george the way I fuck with her W bush

@blarggey 👎

why did the toilet paper. darth mail

oh you “beg to differ”? that’s cool I beg to sniff her

*Slaps you* That's for almost throwing my game!😡 *Kisses you* And that's for clutching up❤️

men that love titties are usually better lovers, very sweet and kind hearted lover boys. men that love ass are usually lustful, disrespectful, sexual deviants. yes I’m biased and yes this my sociological observation. no I don’t make the rules.

lying in my room scrolling through twitter like this

Every girl says “I’d trust you around my drink” I’m flattered queen really but if I got drugs on me IM DOIN ‘EM

twitter be sending me down misery alley bro holy #typeshit

Who else lowkey feel like they decomposing

Unfortunately there's only one person that I've ever let know me Like that And We are not talking anymore

im so drunk and in love with you sorry for being fat

I dreamt last night of your teeth on my skin