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Now signed up to the new app… this is my last ditch attempt before I just give up on social media 😐 🧵 Most_Sublime 📷 Most_Sublime 😐📖 Nia Ireland Going forward, I’m planning on going back to my roots and boosting books!

@Penbrynhir More or less 🤣 they’re lethal, my coccyx is still bruised after falling down them a month ago

@Most_Sublime I''ve only just seen this! You've made the odd comment about your stairs...! Are they in a cupboard? X

How to tell if your cat’s trying to kill you…. They settle down for a nap on the top step of the staircase of death 🤣

@uppityhobbit 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m just imagining Aragorn swearing ‘ahhh, tits!’ after Merry and Pippin are abducted

The only time it ever bothered me was a fantasy series with its own social strata, religions, powers, culture…but regular contemporary profanity. I found it jarring.

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Suddenly got a hankering to watch some early 00s comedies and romcoms, any recommendations?

@GolazoDan Two HOURS?! On a Sunday morning?! I’m both impressed and horrified 🤣

@GolazoDan In Winnie’s what now?

good morning here is Creepy Seaside Village Simulator a one page rpg about being a normal creepy villager in a coastal town going about your fish related business

@GolazoDan You could be doing it for nefarious purposes? Balances it out a bit 🤣

@GolazoDan Hand back the mental L - you’re staging a tactical retreat to keep the world guessing at your next move. Very shrewd of you.

@Ant1988 It wasn’t me 🤣🤣🤣 can’t guarantee it won’t be in future though…

@Most_Sublime Saw this & thought of you straight away! 😂

@Ant1988 It better start paying rent 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Most_Sublime In that case, I take back my earlier tweet. It’s looking more like you and the cats are the spider’s roommates rather than the other way around. 😂

The only thing worse than the spider the size of a cart horse in my kitchen is that it ran off and now it’s a spider the size of a cart horse…. Somewhere in my home

@scarymary66 If I wake up and find it on my pillow, nobody will fault me for burning the entire building to the ground 🤣🤣🤣

@Most_Sublime It just wants to be friends, roommates and get rid of some of the other bugs for you. Until you go to sleep and then it wants to cuddle. 🤣😇

@Ant1988 🤣 they had a crack at it as a team but it fought them off… I kid you not! It’s about the size of my palm

@Most_Sublime Consider it your very own pest control/roommate! …assuming one of the cats doesn’t find and dispatch it first, obviously.

Happy New Release to @GeraldBrom Evil In Me was an absolute pleasure to narrate with @Shahjistan and the original song Brom wrote with AJ of the @themaxines for it will definitely get stuck in your head. Listen to the Audiobook for full immersion ♥️ @MacmillanAudio

@TWeatherburn @camlannpod 🤣🤣 the algorithm keeps posting your good news at the top of my feed every time I open Twitter - you’re on fire! Congratulations!

Absolutely chuffed to be nominated for another award for my role as ‘Dai’ in @camlannpod ❤️