Mothfather

Stop being a professional victim ✨

Your nickel ain’t worth my dime

You can be retarded and still take take tasteful nudes, no more excuses

I wish i had the balls to kill myself instead of larping being suicidal

The Waffle House hat stays on while we fuck

Say people they wont understand No, boyfriends they cant understand Your grandsons they wont understand And me ? I ain’t never gonna understand

It would take take 1 1/2 fruit rollups to cover my shi

I feel like I could reasonably keep my body going on broth and fruit roll ups

You look like a line cook whos fuckin on a waitress

Yearn for me white boy yearn

I would rather rip my teeth out my skull then have the day im having rn

“I love psychedelics and I hate phones”

The urge to ruin my life rn is fucking insatiable

I should be dryhumping a handsome nerdy man with lots of eye contact but whatever

A fat girl with a skinny girl attitude just thicc ion make the rules

Do you think about me still? Do ya? Do ya? 💞✨

Y’all don’t wanna hear me you just wanna dance

🚨code red he reads my tweets🚨

What would your mother say if she knew you wasn’t eatin it?

i love that cologne mixed with weed smell

Can’t a white boy just mow some grass