Deadpool

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Deadpool

@MotorMouthMerc

Wade Wilson aka Deadpool aka the Merc with the Mouth aka Awesome Sauce Supreme aka Bea Arthur's #1 fanboy

Everywhere Katılım Ağustos 2010

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Deadpool@MotorMouthMerc·8 Eyl

This movie is different than I remember.

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Deadpool@MotorMouthMerc·8 Eyl

Oh it's at the part where they explain that Apocolypse needs Professor X's body. Wait that doesn't look like him.

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Deadpool@MotorMouthMerc·8 Eyl

Y'know Ultron looks a lot like John Lennon in this movie and less Ultron-y. And Star Lord's dad is maaad!

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Deadpool@MotorMouthMerc·8 Eyl

I'm watching a movie where Ultron and Star Lord's dad are trying to open up Apocalypse's tomb. It's all bad.

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Deadpool@MotorMouthMerc·26 Oca

I just want Powerman and Iron Fist to love me.

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Deadpool@MotorMouthMerc·26 Ara

S'okay though, Mickey let me in.

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Deadpool@MotorMouthMerc·26 Ara

See Disney can't make any money off of my movies, just my comics so they wouldn't let me in for free.

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Deadpool@MotorMouthMerc·26 Ara

I spent the day at Disneyland. Mickey was glad to see me. Funny thing though, I'm only lowkey on the payroll.

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Deadpool@MotorMouthMerc·1 Ara

The reason I never tweet anymore is cuz I'm busy cutting people up and stuff.

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Deadpool@MotorMouthMerc·1 Ara

I haven't tweeted in so long. I'm 42 memes behind on news.

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Deadpool@MotorMouthMerc·1 Ara

I love the sound of squirrels fighting. It reminds me of my X-Force days when my room was next to Wolverine's.

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Deadpool@MotorMouthMerc·2 Haz

A lot of Olivia Munns have followed me. Sorry ladies, I'm taken.

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Deadpool@MotorMouthMerc·4 Nis

And also coincidentally both my safe word and trigger word is Captain America.

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Deadpool@MotorMouthMerc·4 Nis

And coincidentally Batman's trigger word is also Martha.

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Deadpool@MotorMouthMerc·4 Nis

Good to know Superman's safe word is MARTHA

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Deadpool@MotorMouthMerc·16 Şub

Y'know I guess my movie was okay. I expected more close ups of my butt and Weasel was kinda useless.

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Deadpool@MotorMouthMerc·18 Eyl

Where in the hibbity jibbity is my teleporter? Weasel! Weasel! Don't make me put you back in the box!

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Deadpool@MotorMouthMerc·8 Eyl

I can't tell if these are my underwear or @_Outlaw's.

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Deadpool@MotorMouthMerc·8 Eyl

Remember when I let Lady Gaga borrow my meat suit?

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Deadpool@MotorMouthMerc·30 Tem

People keep asking me what happened to the other voice in my head. He stopped paying rent so I kicked him out.

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