Matt Rosacker

@JWcyclonestv In case you wanna put that in the paper..

Iowa State has more wins over top-25 teams than any team in the nation (8). Iowa State has more top-10 wins than any team in the country (5). Just sayin’

@jasonbenetti You’re awesome…one of the best in the business

Quick story: After my TV career began, I went to a boss once and told him I didn’t like being yelled at & that he wasn’t treating me with respect. He said, “Respect according to normal people or respect according to Jason Benetti?” I’ll never be “normal”. I’ll always be me.

As I start 5 games in 5 days, I’m reminded it’s Cerebral Palsy Awareness Month. I have CP. No matter what makes you different, you have value. Even if: *Kids make fun of you *People think you’re incapable *You look “weird” Be you. It’s the most powerful tool you’ve got.

@markbremer04 @StackmanBill The Dude Abides

Fiesta Bowl Champs!!..my allergies for those fucking fans has returned!

@Twins continue to win in spite of the Rosacker curse..be back for the parade in early November!

Last year I ate alone at this 5 Guys on my b-day, this year I sit alone in the car & dine. Prob. time to take stock..🎶 Hello Darkness my Old Friend..

@emdr Happy 20 yr Anv!Platinum is the gift, so I’ll allow 20 min. of 10x Platinum sold Pyromania in the car!(then back to Poison, Skid Row, John Denver & BeeGees)...20 Minutes!!

@stewymn 50 today? Wow, no friends & no prospects really ages a guy

@nels_joel @Beener1435 Anything worth doing, is worth doing right

@Beener1435 Not even the best course in W’loo IMO, but I did see @MouDog37 there take 10 practice swings in the bunker and splash sand on every one.

This is at Southern Hills, folks. Seven majors have been played there. #CyclONEnation twitter.com/CycloneMGOLF/s…

Surrounded by friends & family for my 48. What’s that u said over there?Why yes these are my finest ISU sweatpants, thanks for noticing..”hello darkness my old friend, I’ve come to talk with u again...”

@emdr @Mnmou1 Shocking that Gen Mills didn’t select us as the next Lucky Charms spokesmen, I had a stunt double willing to die if necessary for me, ..future litigation solved

@nels_joel @emdr @raidertripp @stewymn I think it’s pretty obvious who my doppelgänger is....the names Dalt...NO it’s not Barney

Happy Birthday Meal Ticket @emdr from Coattail. The disappointing 🎁(I’ve yet to get) followed by the look of dispair is palpable

@raidertripp @stewymn @Johns029 @nels_joel @BBq_86 @Beener1435 @JohnAugustine30 There will be NO steak & shrimp next week #RaiseTheStandard

@nels_joel @raidertripp @stewymn @Beener1435 heading to Mary Tyler Moore statue to get a good spot for the inevitable parade

@nels_joel Division locked up, book it

@raidertripp @Beener1435 @Mnmou1 ...LANDLORD!

Bill McKinney is having a better day than TCU

@emdr @Mnmou1 that was taken before our first day of work at Willie Wonkas when the Ooompaloopas went on strike.#Scabs

@raidertripp @Beener1435 just another gym