Don’t worry, @Mariners fans. They’ll eventually get there and they’ll win it all. And the celebration will be spectacular.
You’ll all be dead because it’ll be 200 years from now. But I’ll still be here to see it!
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Mount Rainier
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Mount Rainier
@MountRainierWA
Mountain. Volcano. Badass.
Washington State Katılım Ocak 2014
14 Takip Edilen31.9K Takipçiler
Coming out of hibernation just to say: Calm your tits, I’m not going to explode just yet. Mmk, back to bed now.
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How about we invest some of the funds towards building a brand new, state-of-the-art catapult that hurls dumbasses who trample on wildflowers and who feed the marmots potato chips. Can also double as a flaming lava ball launcher. ☄️
apnews.com/article/nation…
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It’s going to blow up and murder Tacoma soon, isn’t it…
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Baby, are you a scientist? Because I’m gonna keep you up all night.
cnn.com/2024/06/23/sci…
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Look me in the eye and say that, horseshoe face.
Mt. St. Helens@MtStHelensWA
Your move @MountRainierWA You won’t
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The list should be two items long:
1. Stick your head between you legs
2. Kiss your ass goodbye
The Stranger 🗞@TheStranger
Out now! How to Seattle: 99 Things to Do Before the Big One Takes Us All Because Seattle is doomed. The Pacific Northwest is riddled with fault lines and active volcanos. One day the Cascadia subduction zone will snap. thestranger.com/how-to-seattle…
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44 years later and still no one gives a schist
Mt. St. Helens@MtStHelensWA
44 years ago I schist my pants
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@ashleysviews @CraterMischief @MountShastaCA @Garibaldi067 @SilverthroneCal @MtHoodUpdates @witch_volcano @GlacierPeak “Innisfree?” What you say when you pay $50 for 1oz of something you can scoop up by the handful at your nearest volcano.
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Haven’t seen rings like that since the last time I hung out with Mt. Wake-And-Baker
NEXTA@nexta_tv
The Italian volcano Etna has started erupting smoke rings This phenomenon is rare, as smoke rings are formed only with a specific crater shape and geometry.
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The headless dingdong to the south pipes up with another astute history lesson. This is what happens when over half your brain spills out into the North Fork Toutle River.
Also taxes pay for your National Park. Nitwit.
Mt. St. Helens@MtStHelensWA
Taxes be crazy... Didn't we like leave British control over taxes...
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Saw it. Don’t care. Also, who are you again? Cute mountain cosplay, BTW. Did your mom help you put it together?
Mt. Adams 🌋💥@MtAdamsWA
@dante2davinci @MountRainierWA they won't even see the post
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Washington is going to have Dicks and In-N-Out and I can’t stop laughing and I’m 5 years old. 🍔 🍆 📥📤
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Good night, Meatbags. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning. ❤️🔥
Valentine credit: @waDNR
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If I wanted y’all to feel it, yah woulda FELT IT. Plus a metric butt ton of pyroclastic flow up in your living room.
PNSN@PNSN1
NEW: Mag:3.1 20.1 km SE from Mt Rainier, WA Depth:5km 2024/02/07 11:11 PST Version:2 More info: pnsn.org/event/61982146 Did You Feel It? report here: earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/ev…
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Didn’t you drop out of Toutle Lake High School because you couldn’t read or spell? Bandwagon parking is over there, BTW. #BowDown #PurpleReign
Mt. St. Helens@MtStHelensWA
Let it rain, bitches #PurpleReign
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Happy New Year. I have a feeling 2024 is going to be the crispiest one yet. Enjoy the fireworks… 😉 🌋
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Happy lava days! I’ve been working hard all year making the coal for you naughty boys and girls.
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