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@pinfallstunner @TMZ All of those people are very obviously mixed with black

@MournTheStars_ @TMZ Mariah Carey, Wentworth Miller and Halsey are all white people yet their biological fathers were black

Michael Jackson’s estate continues to provide for the late pop star’s kids, including dropping thousands on tuition for his oldest son and tens of thousands for his daughter Paris’ home improvements. Details: tmz.me/mLRdMYg

@dirtycatlitter @NickStillHere Viltrumite DNA way too strong for that shit come on man

@NickStillHere They’d still be inbred LMAO

Imagine if the Viltrumites discovered her lmaoooo boy they'd repopulate their entire race in 1 generation.

@indiglorp White women be like “my housemate” and it’s a guy they have casual sex with

My housemate is drunk messaging me like a horny caveman

@Seth_Autonomous @falIing4me It’s never really should be about what the company deserves, it’s about future employer prospects calling them and getting a bad review about you

@falIing4me Yeah, not a single company deserves a two-week notice or anything anymore

i told my manager im leaving unless they can match my job offer and she said “youve only been back 3 months” i’ve been back 7 months and now yall arent getting a 2 week notice 😒

@de_teat @Sensei_Sanchez @Martposting Most definitely correct, I think he can be simultaneously making a good point, being performative, and making me feel broke as shit

@Sensei_Sanchez @MournTheStars_ @Martposting Ion think yall understand how much the internet has influenced the dating game man. There’s no reason red pill niggas should be a thing in this era. The OP’s post seems like he just tired of hearing most of these sucka ass niggas who get dating advice off the internet

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@de_teat @Martposting Broadcasting on the internet how well he treats women and how’s better than other men in an effort to receive attention and validation

@MournTheStars_ @Martposting How is the nigga a pick me lol. You niggas be lame as hell🤣

@iky_fwjett DOMINICANS ARENT PEOPLE

my step son is 7. found a bunch of searches for: Dominicans with no hands and feet. Dominicans with no heads. Dominican chests. Dominican torsos. Dominican legs. Dominicans in stores. Dominicans for sale. Silver Dominicans. Black Dominicans. White Dominicans. i was at a loss of how to bring it up to him. thankfully, the next day we were in a clothing store and he asked me why Dominicans don't have hands or heads, then why there are so many different colored Dominicans. i remembered the internet searches and became a little upset. i told him to be quiet because what he was saying could be taken offensively by Dominican people. He then got frustrated and loudly said “Dominicans aren't people" as he pointed to a statue next to us. i breathed a sigh of relief and said "Mannequins"

@torrrraaaa1 I’m broke as fuck and I use Zelle cause why would I wanna interact with broke black people

Black people: Cash App White, Asian people: Venmo Hispanic people: Cash App/venmo Black people with money: Zelle

@bigcorpulence @Yucelam @tragicbirdapp Toad's totally fine—bricked up and thriving on that hog. Just a little Mario magic making him extra swole for the ride. No worries, he's gaming! 🚀🍄

@keithubermensch Just remembered the original Intelligent Bird Companion [CHIRPBIRDICON]

@keithubermensch NOOOO YOU KILLED MY INTELLIGENT BIRD COMPANION

Fucking up the pressure and OceanGate-ing my 60 year old cockatoo because I was trying to get content for the gram

@tolafolaa #donot worry, I know the wrong way #to hashtag

@UnethicalG9061 @Martposting If I ask a girl out imma pay for the both of us, but I also would never ask a girl out who dont have her own money for that extra shi

@MournTheStars_ @Martposting Hes a pick me dont ever do this bs on dates nigga

@eatingdicks @keithubermensch Thank you for finishing it, Twitter user: eatingdicks

@MournTheStars_ @keithubermensch yo we gotta get the fuck outta this submarine NOW

@Xaniken The children yearn for CB radio

They should add proximity chat to traffic

So adorable when you walk into a business and a 5’0 woman waddle up to you to assist you like aww they got a lil dwarf servant keep trying your best lil buddy❤️

@JozuJoestarr This so annoying cause he had been dealing with the Millie Bobby shit for years beforehand so of course he would expect that to come up He mentioned the controversy in multiple songs prior yall just didn’t know

nigga said “this Epstein angle was the shit i expected” that still got me weak every time i remember it

@iky_fwjett Ghoul Maxxing