Andrew Granola
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Andrew Granola
@MourningCake
Rob Delaney tweet curator and harasser. Movie Theater Resident. Urbanist. Iowan.
Katılım Mart 2015
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@KyleSkey The Cubs of my youth are back baby!!
*massive losing
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.@LAPD I cut my dad's ponytail off BY MISTAKE with my katana & now he is using powerful spells on me help ,
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.@LAPD my mobility scooter won’t fit into the lap dance stall at 4Play please send all units
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.@LAPD my wife left our barbecue with my karate teacher Jeff & is not responding to texts why
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.@LAPD male teen just took 3 energy drinks in front of my condo & is yelling at my wife about memes i am terrified
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*extremely loud incorrect buzzer*

fab@nolantenct
what's the hottest De Niro role and why is it Heat
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Hey Mick if you zoom way into the videos you can also see a really clear angle of Bigfoot riding your mom
Mick West@MickWest
The @KaceyMusgraves UFO sighting video has been identified by @flarkey as being 100% consistent with Starlink horizon flares. Her plane was in the flare zone for the entire flight, and the flares appeared in the right position, moving and fading at the same speed as seen on the video. If she could share the exact time the video was recorded, then we could identify the exact satellites.
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I’ve done some crazy shit to get Dua Lipa’s attention but…
kos_data@kos_data
🇺🇸🇦🇱 Former NYC Mayor Eric Adams is now officially Albanian. He has been granted citizenship and has received an Albanian passport by a special decree issued by the Albanian president.
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