Wee Mowgz

@gordo_bold He really tapped into the feelings of the generation

@Mowgzilla Such evocative lyrics 👌🏻

Halfway point for #OneHitWondersTop10 This is also gonna be today’s #TwistedLyrics because who really knows what the hell they’re singing?? 🤷🏻‍♂️ 🎶Informer You know se-diddly show me I go baaaammm🎶 😵‍💫🤣 open.spotify.com/track/2LjiPAQO…

That is a sexy Scotland strip and no mistake

Currently sitting 9th, might be difficult.

The cleaner at my work watching me stride into a toilet cubicle about to drop a shit that would stun a hippopotamus, after he has spent 2 hours cleaning them, at this exact time, for the 4th time this week

Radiohead move to reassure fans their new single, ‘Harry Potter Rap’, is not actually a rap about Harry Potter

@retalsp @KimFishlegs Help to coax an erection out of my aging body

@Mowgzilla @KimFishlegs this type of response is why you need help.

Ahem

@retalsp @KimFishlegs By "scale" you mean "furious masturbation fantasy subject"?

@Mowgzilla @KimFishlegs I’m permanently on your scale as a sexy reminder of what you should aspire to be.

@retalsp @KimFishlegs Yeah, i can see that. Although why you are in my MMH scale I am unsure. Get your own scale, Rat-Boy

@Mowgzilla @KimFishlegs I’m Martin 99.999% of the time

@retalsp @KimFishlegs I'm very much at the Phil Jupitus stage right now.

@Mowgzilla @KimFishlegs The three stages of Mowgz mmh.

@retalsp @KimFishlegs A very important issue that is simply not discussed (positively) enough You bastards

@KimFishlegs @Mowgzilla We’re talking about MMMH

Not a big fan of The Killers but the fact they play Mr Brightside with love and enthusiasm every gig rather being pretentious pricks about it is something to admire.

Hollandaise sauce is disgusting.

@Caitissodone Bit rude

So far, ive had 2 out of 3 edible mothers day gifts eaten by @Mowgzilla

@duckfundee you've made it onto Oldfirmfacts over on Insta. This is a watershed moment

@philp83 @AndieDelicacy I'd like to think so.

@AndieDelicacy @Mowgzilla I wonder if the actor likes Oasis too?

Trying to unwind with a nice police drama and fucking @Mowgzilla's turned up

@AndieDelicacy Poor Danny Devito

@Mowgzilla My sincere apologies to the unfortunate actor