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@Lister_Safc @MagpieMediaX At this stage, winning a league nearly a century ago means very little. Blackburn won a Premier League in the 90s and no one's going around pretending they're a massive club. You've likely never seen your club finish top 6. You may actually die of old age before you do.

@MagpieMediaX Ooops, missed a few IMPORTANT ones off your 'list'. Most top flight league titles... Sunderland 6 Tiny toon 4 Record away win in top flight football and (held jointly with N/Forest) for over 80 years... Tiny toon 1 Sunderland 9 (Nine) 6 derby wins in a row... Facts are facts.

Who’s won more trophies? Newcastle, 12 (Sunderland - 9) Who’s won a major trophy most recently? Newcastle in 2025 (Sunderland in 1973) Who’s got the highest ever PL finish? Newcastle, 2nd (Sunderland - 7th) Who’s got the most PL points? Newcastle, 1649 (Sunderland - 658) Who’s got the most top flight points? Newcastle, 5228 (Sunderland - 4600) Who’s spent more seasons in the top flight? Newcastle, 93 (Sunderland - 88) Who’s had the most top ten finishes? Newcastle, 51 (Sunderland - 44) Who’s played more European matches? Newcastle, 152 (Sunderland - 4) Who’s scored more European goals? Newcastle, 256 (Sunderland - 5) Who’s had more relegations? Sunderland, 11 (Newcastle - 6) Who’s had more seasons in the third tier? Sunderland, 5 (Newcastle - 0) No contest 👍🏼

@cain663574 @CamNufc20 How did your team get on when you last played Barcelona in the Champions League, Paul? I'd rather lose 10-0 to Barca than never see a top 6 finish in my entire lifetime.

@CamNufc20 Cheers mags for making me laugh tonight

The PR is genuinely insane, he’s crap 😂

@PHBarca Hall was probably Newcastle's only good player. Using random ratings as fact is generally the sign of someone who is not very knowledgeable about the sport.

This PR is genuinly insane, he's crap😂 You know how AWFUL you have to play to get a 4.8 with an assist? 💀

@UnitedSports95 @psmithy388 @Dylan_Warnok @premierleague @NUFC Go look up that famous quote from Maldini about tackling.

@MoxFoulder @psmithy388 @Dylan_Warnok @premierleague @NUFC With that logic hall didn’t tackle Yamal once

Lewis Hall is having a brilliant season for @NUFC ⚫️ ⚪️

@UnitedSports95 @psmithy388 @Dylan_Warnok @premierleague @NUFC Yamal didn't dribble past him once. He's a fullback. His job is to defend. The game is gone when you're judging fullbacks on how many dribbles they do.

@MoxFoulder @psmithy388 @Dylan_Warnok @premierleague @NUFC He done 3/4 good twist and runs that’s it if that the level players are at now and get called generational then the game is truly gone

@UnitedSports95 @psmithy388 @Dylan_Warnok @premierleague @NUFC Eh? He was the best player on the pitch by a mile. The only thing Yamal did all game was tuck away a penalty.

@psmithy388 @Dylan_Warnok @premierleague @NUFC Wasn’t anything special then either

@Marley_frx @dondatta13 @Ellis_ Nufc have played more fixtures than any club in the top 5 leagues this season. Literally the only club that is allowed to complain and they still bossed Barcelona.

@dondatta13 @Ellis_ Sunderland mid Chelsea mid Barcelone mid what's so difficult about this schedule stop crying

Barça playing Sevilla 3 days before the Newcastle game is ridiculous btw. Can see why Kounde was complaining about the heavy schedule. Ligue 1 have given PSG a whole 2 weeks off to prepare for their UCL games against Chelsea.

@Knicks97107463 @mediocentr0 Also three players pressing in midfield is not him being "man marked".

@Knicks97107463 @mediocentr0 Did you watch the rest of the game and not one highlight? He got nothing off Hall all night.

Lamine Yamal is going to make Lewis Hall look like a 4th tier player over the two legs.

@Geordie_Statman @LonelyAleClub @DazNUFC21 @MagpieMediaX Captaining England U19s does not make you premier league ready FFS.

@LonelyAleClub @DazNUFC21 @MagpieMediaX Sahar captains England can’t be much worse than 3 game a week trippier

Look who’s nearly match-fit… 👀🇬🇪 #NUFC

@Sukki1975 @cheeks8699 @MsiDouglas But he doesn't deliver the best AG performance on the left, either? He's been largely shite for two seasons.

@cheeks8699 @MsiDouglas Cos he finds it awkward and doesn't deliver the best AG performance. Why should he change?

Gordon: "I know I'm doing the right things every day. I try to do the right things whether I'm flying or not doing the best. I'm playing against RBs who are elite themselves. They get paid quite well to stop me! "I don't mind (the criticism). If you can't take people's opinions you're not meant to be great. I try to focus on myself all the time because that's all I can do." #nufc

@Carsley_1 @premierleague @NUFC He doesn't play the same position as Trippier? And anyone who's watched him knows he's much, much better than Trippier as footballer regardless. Bizarre comment.

@premierleague @NUFC Wow 2 successful dribbles and 3 tackles, truly the second coming of Roberto Carlos Someone tell Trippier to start packing

Is @NUFC's Lewis Hall the Premier League's best left-back right now? 🤔

@NUFCgallowgate @NUFC Villa have fluked results for months. Anyone who watches football instead of just reading the league table knows this.

@NUFC It doesn’t have to be precise FFS. Watch Villa, they take chances, shots from outside the box, fast build up. We are slow and try to walk it in.

Eddie Howe on this afternoon's goalless draw at Molineux 🗣️

@alyasaonchain @Pompey It's definitely not AI. He's just a footballer who isn't very bright.

@Pompey Tell me this isnt AI

Ebou is BLUE. 🔵

@Calypso694 @Nem_FFXIV @ShitpostRock It's common for streamers' voices to change given how often they talk. Go compare someone like Northernlion to when he started out a decade ago.

@Nem_FFXIV @ShitpostRock Yeah when you’re like 90. The majority of peoples voices don’t change so when you are 25 your voice is still gonna sound the same when you are 60. Might be a little deeper and aged sounding but it’s still you. Every actor interview from young to old is the example here and VAs.

@big_croner @OfficialBHAFC Yet they're still comfortably above you. Idiot.

@OfficialBHAFC How many have you lost in a row ? small club

FT: Defeat on the road. [7-0] 📲 #NFOBHA // #BHAFC 🟡🔵

@Oween99 @MagpieGroupNUFC @premierleague Every player?? How much did we pay for Burn, Pope, Trippier, Targett, Kelly and Osula? All players who have spent long periods in our match day squads.

@MagpieGroupNUFC @premierleague Every player you’ve signed since Saudi has cost like 30m or more. What do you expect? This isn’t monopoly. Can’t come into money and spend as much as you want while winning nothing.

Richest club in the world forced to spend like Mike Ashley. Well done, @premierleague, well done...

@TeganJosie So sorry to hear this Teggy. I'd be absolutely devastated if we lost our dog, never mind two pets in one week, that has got to be extremely difficult to handle

In just 1 week, I've lost both my cat and my dog. I won't be online for a few weeks at the very least. I have a lot to get through, and I need to pull myself together somehow. Right now, I'm severely heartbroken and depressed. 😓

My dog died tonight peacefully, tucked in his bed with a hot water bottle in his sleep. I wanted to rip the plaster off & tell those who knew Pugsley on here, so I don't have to later. I won't be able to talk for a while after all that's happened to us this week. My heart aches, and I don't know how I'm going to get through. Too much tragedy has happened and my head is spinning 💔

@tinyhaz @CraigHope_DM The guehi money was reliant on a big name sale, apparently

@CraigHope_DM Utter madness our club at the moment. No clarity of what is going on financially, where has the Gheui money gone?

🚨 NUFC done for January, in & out, it seems... 🗣️ Howe: "Miggy going leaves us a bit short in that area but it was a deal we needed to do because of PSR. "As it stands, I expect the squad will remain the same. We knew this window would be one we wouldn’t recruit in. We’re not actively looking to bring players in" ⚫️ Howe says Dubravka & Osula will both stay