MoyeteMan

@beanyboy2802 @nw_nicholas Self sufficient at 15. Paid for my own education and their final years. Have an HND, MBA, DBA and lately I just got my PHDipHE last week, I'm also completely bilingual in English and Spanish both as mother-tongue. I just have certain disabilities. Ps check your texts.

@MoyeteMan @nw_nicholas Ive asked politely what the actual sentence was supposed to say. Your manners are clearly as bad as you believe believe my reading comprehension is. Have you considered asking for a refund from your parents?

If Farage isn't prosecuted, I'll crowdfund (easily) my own prosecution.

@Kristinartz Clothes?

Besides your wallet and phone, what's the one thing you don't leave the house without?

@Araoluwanimi01 A unicorn, come and join us

I don’t smoke. I don’t drink. I don’t womanize. I don’t gamble. What am I?

@anon_opin Haven't bought it in decades

Salad Cream is a legacy condiment. I reckon it's got about 20 years left tops.

@Hania16836 Is men for a start

@AntiLeftMemes Well, she showed me hers so it's only fair I show her mine 😂

You pull up to pick your woman up for a date and you find her like this... What do you do?

@Jesii_ca_M Loadsa money

Name something.

@Ford_Nick You mean the ones in the foot?? A paper bag?

What are the two best side dishes for spaghetti and meatballs..

@ronsterd89 Overworked underpaid, and probably living with man

What is the correct term for a woman whose house is like this...😀🧐

@saniyafatma1278 Reverse cowboy/girl?

I was looking at houses online and came across this photo. I cannot figure out the function of the vertical bars above the toilet 😵‍💫

@EmilySm43 I'm not in the picture

Women in the 1970s what do you notice??

@ohhanxiety My father had many

People keep guessing, but no one gets it right. Do you know what this is

@ronsterd89 Love em, usually have without tomato though

Do raw onions belong on a burger?🍔

@tansuoflz Probably not, depends on her intellect, and personal values

As a man.. would you date a girl that’s 20 years younger than you? Be honest 👀

@Daisy_660 A dick (and I'm a man) that shit doesn't impress me. But everyone is free to whatever makes them happy

Be honest.!!! he’s?🤔

@Avabelly__ Sand and repaint

Any suggestions on how I can clean this door

@Matt_Pinner Call the hospital burns unite, and say your goodbyes

What can I do to save my breakfast?

@otokyo Ever thought of buying a new one

I have tried everything from white vinegar to soaking. Please help.

@SuzieWo20886208 False bottoms. so same visual size. But not the same content weight. Look at the price in kilos and the bottom in small print.

@WindsorDebs This sandwich, chicken, bacon, cheese, tomato lettuce and onion, and 2 fried eggs. With a coffee+ a soft drink. On a beach front in Valencia £8. I shit you not!

£9.60!!!!!!!! WTAF