Precambrian Creature

You’re good bro you can ash your cig anywhere. We will all become ash in the end

Sometimes I get upset that I even know the word “foid” exists

I get incredibly upset whenever I’m not the center of attention

Every time an artist announces a tour there’s always some comments like “No Vermont?“ like yeah dude of course not

Nintendo knew what they were doing when they made this…. This is gonna have some…. “interesting” fan art 😂

Music journalist voice: So… what DAW does Jape Daw use? Heh

iFap iMoan iCum

I am a one man Fuck Factory

My favorite dinosaur the iloveyousaurus

How it feels to kill someone you hate

Woah… a girl who listens to ear and bassvictim….? I think I’m in love.

What if the pussy had balls

We all cracking… uhh… idk I was gonna put the name of someone we all know but that’s just kind of weird and gross

Thousands of people scrambling for my cookie

Do you listen to theriandorian

I wrote a fan fiction about getting adopted by The Hellp and my mom found it

They been theorizing about that shed for like 5 years…. Are they stupid?

Everything smells like poop and I’m tired of it

Loading screen tip: The Cream helps soothe The Itch