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Pretoria, South Africa Katılım Ağustos 2017
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Dee 👑
Dee 👑@Mrskillmonger1·
Don't pay for Apple Music, use ESound Don't pay for Netflix, use Flixio Don't pay for Peacock, use GlitchTV Don't pay for Hulu, use ShowZone Don't pay for Disney, use Netmirror Don't pay for Spotify, use Lyra Don't pay for Prime Video, use CineHub Don't pay for Paramount+, use EpicFlix Don't pay for YT Premium, use Brave browser Don't pay for HBO Max, use Moviebox Don't pay for Apple TV, use Streamly sportzX for soccer
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𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉
Yes that's the harsh reality, sexual debut for these chicks is in their teen years, by the time you meet her in her mid 20s she has already done it all & yes she has had an abortion (s), especially the ones in church at that age, it's all smokes & mirrors...
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Bedroom King
Bedroom King@bedroomking2·
Stop asking her stupid questions like: “What’s your favourite colour?” " Which is your favourite food" " How many are you in your family" Here are 20 powerful questions that separate you from every other guy.....
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Philosophy of Ages
Philosophy of Ages@PhilosophyAges·
CITIES OF THE WORLD KNOWN FOR A STRONG PRESENCE OF PROSTITUTION (average prices) 1.🇹🇭 Bangkok One of the cities most known for international sex tourism. 💰 Average price: 30 – 150 $ 👥 Estimated prostitutes in the country (Thailand): 250,000 – 300,000...Show more
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RyanPatrick🇺🇸🦅
RyanPatrick🇺🇸🦅@RyanHatesGovt·
Always remember. Somebody out there has it worse than you. Be thankful for what you have.
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Rendani
Rendani@Rendani666·
I know we all think SARS is one well oiled government organ, but fraud syndicates are milking it billions. Tomorrow I will share about Tax returns fraud as well as VAT Refund fraud.
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health_booster
health_booster@healthh_booster·
IF SHE IGNORED YOU START USING THESE PHRASES : // THREAD //
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No filter Skin
No filter Skin@NoFilterSkin·
UNDERSTAND YOUR MEDS & KNOW THEIR PURPOSE Paracetamol – Pain and fever. ​Ibuprofen – Inflammation, pain and fever. ​Morphine – Severe pain (Opioid). ​Tramadol – Moderate to severe pain. ​Gabapentin – Neuropathic (nerve) pain and seizures. ​Aspirin – Pain, fever and prevention of blood clots. ​Amoxicillin – Various bacterial infections. ​Ciprofloxacin – Urinary tract and digestive infections. ​Doxycycline – Bacterial infections and acne. ​Azithromycin – Respiratory and skin infections. ​Metronidazole – Protozoal and certain bacterial infections. ​Amlodipine – Hypertension (High blood pressure) and chest pain. ​Losartan – Hypertension and kidney protection in diabetes. ​Bisoprolol – Heart failure and hypertension (Beta-blocker). ​Enalapril – Hypertension and heart failure. ​Ramipril – Hypertension and post-heart attack care. ​Hydrochlorothiazide – Diuretic used for hypertension and swelling. ​Digoxin – Heart arrhythmias (like Atrial Fibrillation). ​Atorvastatin – High cholesterol. ​Rosuvastatin – High cholesterol management. Fluoxetine – Depression, OCD and panic disorder (SSRI). ​Sertraline – Depression and social anxiety. ​Escitalopram – Depression and generalized anxiety. ​Mirtazapine – Depression and insomnia. ​Diazepam – Anxiety, muscle spasms and seizures (Benzodiazepine). ​Lorazepam – Anxiety and sedation. ​Clonazepam – Seizure disorders and panic attacks. ​Levetiracetam – Epilepsy/Seizures. ​Omeprazole – Acid reflux (GERD) and stomach ulcers. ​Pantoprazole – GERD and erosive esophagitis. ​Famotidine – Acid reflux and heartburn. ​Domperidone – Nausea and vomiting. ​Loratadine – General allergies (Non-drowsy). ​Cetirizine – Allergic rhinitis and hives. ​Albuterol (Salbutamol) – Asthma, COPD and bronchospasm rescue. ​Montelukast – Asthma maintenance and seasonal allergies. ​Metformin – Type 2 Diabetes (blood sugar control). ​Insulin – Diabetes Mellitus (Type 1 and Type 2). ​Levothyroxine – Hypothyroidism (underactive thyroid). ​Warfarin – Anti-coagulant (blood thinner). ​Clopidogrel – Anti-platelet (prevents blood clots). ​Furosemide – Edema (fluid retention) and hypertension. ​Prednisolone – Potent anti-inflammatory steroid. ​Allopurinol – Gout prevention. ​Tamsulosin – Benign Prostatic Hyperplasia (enlarged prostate). ​Methotrexate – Rheumatoid arthritis and certain cancers. ​Sildenafil – Erectile dysfunction and pulmonary hypertension. ​Betamethasone – Skin inflammation and itching (topical).
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Penuel The Black Pen
Penuel The Black Pen@penuelist_·
Unspoken Truths Being born light-skinned, especially as a woman, is an advantage Connections are more important than qualifications Having lots of money makes you an apex predator in the human & animal kingdom The law is for the poor & the middle class Voting doesn't change anything, funding politicians does There is no real democracy on earth... just direct dictatorships and the illusion of choice Women with big, nicely-shaped bums are more valuable than women with PhDs or great personalities Poverty leads to crime... you can only be desperate for so long before your morals cave in Pharmaceutical companies will never sell cures, because that's bad for business Banks create money out of thin air through fractional reserve lending and interest Although interest on loans is haram in Islam, profit is not... yet these are similar concepts Religion was invented to control human behaviour & contain the poor from revolting against the rich Which ones did I miss?
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X O L A N I E 🎯
X O L A N I E 🎯@MawrongzzJnr·
“I never forced you to pay for my varsity fees. It's over! I found the man of my dreams now" The following day:
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Penuel The Black Pen
Penuel The Black Pen@penuelist_·
Thank you to Women for Change for raising the topic of GBV in South Africa. It's helped some of us raise our own concerns... - The term GBV is bullshit coz it's only about adult female victims... not men ¬ children. - Men are 5 times more likely to be murdered than women. - 70% of children under 5 are murdered by their mothers (less than 6% by their fathers). - 30% of children under 18 are murdered by their mothers (6% by their fathers). - SAPS does not report on the race & gender demographics of perpetrators, fueling the propaganda. - 50% of murdered women are killed by their lovers, but no-one wants to discuss why, so we can fix this. - Most men are also scared of evil/dangerous men & women. Having a penis doesn't make you immune to violence nor fear. - Emotional & verbal abuse are forms of violence. Women prefer these forms of violence. - Men are not adequately taught how to deal with stress, societal pressure, infidelity & abuse from women. - When women kill men, they are sold as isolated events... but when men kill women, all men get branded as potential killers. - NGOs are funded, including by foreign agencies, to push the narratives, which cause good men to be attacked unfairly. - There is NO femicide (targeted killing of women) in South Africa. You're 5 times less likely to be killed, if you're a woman. - There are very few men's shelters or male assistance organizations. - Women are prioritized when it comes to empowerment, funding & jobs. - Culture still demands that men provide (more), in a society where men don't have access to jobs & business opportunities. - Some children are denied access to their fathers, which messes up their development & mental health. - False paternity, false rape accusations & false assault allegations are all extreme forms of violence. - There is no national crisis for alcohol abuse & drugs... substances that exacerbate violence. - This whole agenda is aimed at painting ALL Black men as monsters. - Men don't open assault cases against women, which lopsides data. - Men don't open sexual violation cases against women, which makes it seem like they are not violated. - We need to treat all murders & assaults equally, and not give women special treatment. That's sexist. Again, thank you to Women for Change for raising this topic, so that some of us can also share our views 🙏🏽❤️
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TheManMaker
TheManMaker@TheManMakerx·
Soft woman Hard man Unbreakable combination. Feminine woman Dominant man Magnetic combination. Chaotic woman Focused man Explosive combination. Insecure woman Confident man Addictive combination. Emotional woman Stoic man Balanced combination. Submissive woman Commanding man Natural combination. Wild woman Patient man Powerful combination. Loyal woman Purpose-driven man Rare combination.
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Mamo M.
Mamo M.@BigMamo_·
This video alone. Just defiled our church forever. It's not going to look the same anymore 💔
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Doctor Ladegah🩺
Doctor Ladegah🩺@dokitawaa·
🧵 Men, let’s talk about those painful bumps that appear after shaving. You think it’s normal until it burns, itches, and ruins your confidence. Truth!!! It’s not normal, and you can fix it. Here’s how dermatologists say you can finally end razor bumps for good. 👇🏽
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𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉
Murda Bongz is cheating on his wife DJ Zinhle with this pretty young thang Why, you may ask? They're 4 things to consider here; 1. Men are polygamous by nature - men will never be satisfied by 1 woman. No matter how many breasts we've seen, will always want to see more breasts 2. Zinhle's age - she is in her 40s whilst Bongz is in his 30s, she's basically in menopause age. Women age like milk and men like wine, she's not that attractive anymore 3. Zinhle's status - she's a powerful figure in the music industry, that means she has money. At no point does she "need" Bongz to provide, which makes him feel less of a man. But the young chick needs him, which makes him feel like a man 4. Zinhle's past - she is a single mother to the late AkA, a mega superstar who even in death still overshadows Bongz. He left Zinhle alpha widowed, meaning he still has a hold over her. And no man is ever truly happy playing second fiddle Anyways, the most important thing, is this shouldn't leave to a divorce, at her age Zinhle has to know, no high value man is out there waiting for a 40 year old single mom. She should fight for her man Learn OR perish!!!
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Ndlolothi
Ndlolothi@ManqobaMbuli_·
Buy land from the Municipality 1. Identify the land you want Visit your municipality’s Town Planning or Property Management office and ask for a list or map of land available for sale. You can also point out a vacant plot you’re interested in and ask if it’s municipal property. 2. Confirm who owns it Get the Erf number and check ownership at the Deeds Office or online (Windeed, Lightstone, Property24 Pro). If it’s owned by the municipality, you can apply to buy it. 3. Write a formal application Send a letter of intent to the Municipal Manager or Property Department. Include: Your name & ID Erf number Intended use (home, business, farming, etc.) Short motivation for why you want to buy it. 4. Wait for the municipal review They’ll check: Zoning and land use Whether it’s available for sale If it needs council approval. 5. Valuation & offer stage A municipal or independent valuer sets the market price. You’ll then get invited to make an offer — either directly or through a tender/bidding process. 6. Payment & transfer Once approved: 👍 You’ll get a formal offer to purchase (OTP) ✅ Pay the agreed amount ✅ Their lawyers handle the transfer at the Deeds Office When registration is done — the land is officially yours! 🏡
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Modern Virility
Modern Virility@ModernVirility·
You're on a first date. You ask her questions. It feels like an interview. You try kissing her, She goes for a hug. You just got friendzoned. That was me. Until I went on over 1000 dates. Then, I kept on asking 8 questions. They fell in love. Here are the questions:
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Mlangeni 🇿🇦
Mlangeni 🇿🇦@Nkosi_Dlamini_·
The was a topic on radio2000 about secrets people are keeping from their spouses and will take to the grave A woman called and said the husband and his kids are siblings,meaning 🤐
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True Men Tales
True Men Tales@TrueMenTales·
How to Break Her Ego ... 🧵👇
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Helen Casanova | Seduction Palace
Helen Casanova | Seduction Palace@HelenCasanova_·
15 Ways To Escalate S-xually Through Text (From flirty to romance) Bookmark This Thread 1. Plant the Idea of Intimacy Early
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