Ms. Maria

This is probably how I got the scar on my face

morel meal prep

@emilyjobot …are they bringing Tully??

my mom and dad are coming to my house for Sunday dinner this week and i am making a lovely spring risotto. it’s gonna be fiiiiiiire 🔥

@SouthDallasFood What wrong with lamb? It’s so good

Tull just gave me a bite of his gyro at this festival we’re playing in Richardson today. As I was biting into it, he told me that it had lamb in it. I spit it out.

@Tyann98 Glourious day for baseball

Sunday mornings are for the church of baseball

@mntwinsrachel 😬 close one

oh thank god

Oh no Joe 😥

in the twos today

@geesegoosegirl 🔥

bake banana bread before bed

WHY CATS "CURE" THEIR OWNERS - AND IT'S NO METAPHOR:

@curtise3 Food is the way to a loved one’s heart

🍕

everyone thinks that their cat is the cutest cat in the world and you’re actually all correct.

Just found out that Take Me Out to the ballgame is actually a song about a woman who loves baseball wanting to go to a game for a date instead of a show??

@geesegoosegirl Gold

west

@emilyjobot Fred knows he’s your most prized possession

me: this ball is now my most prized possession fred: *immediately does bunny kicks on it*

@geesegoosegirl awooooooooo

ladywoof howl at the moon clock

@curtise3 😇 ever cautious virgo…

@MplsMaria 🤔 maybe I need to wait for the next full moon

Considering yearning on the timeline to see what happens,, everyone else is doing it I see.

dashboard dinner

Found pretty deep in the woods