Al Fox

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So relieved Philip and Holly have patched things up. ❤️

@garethking_ I walk past a radio station most mornings, and there’s always a pack of grubby paps outside. I think of that line every time I see them.

@MrAlFox I quote RUDE, VILE PIGS almost weekly. Truly iconic

Elton wishlist: - Original Sin (with Mandy Moore in full video costume) - My Strongest Suit (with all five Spice Girls) - That medley he did with Shania Twain that one time - A remix of his “rude, vile pigs” rant #Glastonbury

Just imagine the meetings upon meetings that went into Padam Padam making the Radio 1 playlist. Probably panicked and bitter and riddled with sexist and ageist rhetoric. It’s a win, but I wish it didn’t have to be seen as a win.

Shocking weekend for the #Bromley community and biodiversity. 🦋 🌳 114 trees butchered in Cator Park, violating Tree Preservation Order. 🛑 This biodiverse sanctuary provided solace during lockdown. Stay safe and report concerns to police. #ProtectOurTrees #BiodiversityLoss

Why do Pret ingredients always describe it as a ‘dab’ of mayo, or a ‘touch’ of mayo? Call it what it is: a skidmark.

Vermin.

@merseytart I thought I’d find the construction part really tiresome too, but it’s oddly fun. Therapeutic, almost. Kind of like Lego, if the bricks were rusty broadswords and flaming barrels.

Alright, Ireland. You’re now tied as Bestest Eurovisioners Ever. You will be bested. Sort your shit out. Next year: invoke Johnny Logan. Fire up the bodhrán. Foight loike yer da. #Eurovision

BONUS RUTH LORENZO #Eurovision

Whole Again. Highlight of the night. #Eurovision

I don’t think anything would be more heartbreaking than Sam Ryder turning out to be a Milkshake Duck #Eurovision

Honestly, I could only manage a Top 6. The rest would’ve just been making up numbers. #Eurovision

@givesyouHel @nick730 Did you at least give him 50p towards a cuppa?

@nick730 @MrAlFox I also bumped into Frankie Coccozza once and got a similar feeling

You could tell me this was the Foals or the Cribs and I'd believe you #Eurovision

@givesyouHel Oh God. No amount of showers could get the Doherty proximity off.

@MrAlFox I felt similarly when I got a free ticket to a Libertines gig. I was sure I'd caught something

@givesyouHel I caught them as a support act once. I felt like I needed a tetanus shot.

@MrAlFox Ewwww

This is like a cheese nightmare. Is this the entry for #Spain or the entry for the White Lodge? #Eurovision

Imagine Dragonfruit #cyprus #eurovision