Mr. Average!

Man explains how to lose a woman in this day and age. Is this true? 👀🤔

A new song has been made for TLC's Chilli after she came out as MAGA 😭

A woman that can’t get married, telling other women not to get married, is the most hater shit possible Misery loves company in human form

NEW: Woman fatally shot the father of her children while giving him a massage, then killed his mother and stepfather at their home Jenna Strouble, 30, is accused of killing her ex-boyfriend Jacob Lambert, 32, then going to his family’s home and fatally shooting his mother and stepfather Strouble told police she lured Lambert into her car by asking him to hang out and go for a drive After stopping, she told him she had a surprise, gave him a “back massage,” then held a gun to the back of his head for minutes before pulling the trigger Police found all three victims dead inside the home in Crete Township, Illinois

Deontay Wilder tells Piers Morgan an insane story about how his baby mama became pregnant with their daughter. “Her mother tried to set me up to have the baby. She injected my sp—m in her and ran to the bathroom and locked the door and that’s how we had her, she don’t even know I know this, but i’m telling it to the world. When I came, I used to c-m on her stomach, fold my towel nicely by the bed, because I would want to wipe it off of her stomach. Most of her relationships only last for two months or whatever because she was a promiscuous woman, I didn’t know it at the time, I only found out this thing by reading her journal, she didn’t know I read her journal either. I did what I do, I had a good n-t and I n-t on her stomach, this time I went and got the towel and tried to wipe it off but she hit my hand so hard, I thought she hit my hand like a home run, like a baseball player do a baseball bat but she screamed NO as if she was being r-ped, she got up so quickly and ran to the bathroom and locked the door. 2 weeks later she was pregnant with my daughter” (via: Piers Morgan Uncensored)

Tisha Campbell says she never said a bad or unkind word about Martin Lawrence or the TV show. “I will protect him till the day I die.”

NEW: Family demands justice after a group of "teens" attack and rob 13-year-old girl on Opening Day in Cincinnati Cellphone footage shows a girl lying on the ground while multiple teenage girls kick, punch, and pull her hair Her aunt said the assault could have been fatal, “They could have really killed her, Every time I hear it — I don’t have to look at the video, I just hear it — and I want to cry.” The victim had been enjoying Opening Day at Washington Park when a group of four or five began following her toward Republic Street The girl went to nearby police after her purse was taken but was told to call her parents By the time relatives arrived, she was sitting on a curb, injured and soaked with mace. She spent several hours at the hospital, where a police officer helped her file a report “Her vision came back later, but she was swollen all over — her face, eyes, head. Her body was bruised.” The hroup stole her purse, two phones, AirPods, and a necklace

The audacity of this woman is going to drive you insane. ​D.C. squatter Shadija Romero was finally evicted after hijacking an Airbnb. Now? She’s suing the victim for $500,000. ​She claims her "luxury items" (like 12 Coach bags) were damaged during the eviction. ​The worst part is that the homeowners are forced to pay out-of-pocket legal fees just to fight these frivolous claims in court. The system allows squatters to financially drain their victims long after they’re gone. ​Are we protecting criminals while punishing property owners?

Trump supporter, And outspoken MAGA Dipshit, Rhea Hernandez… Who once said - “Trump is the closest thing to God” Was deported by Trump’s ICE Agents. I absolutely love this for her. 💙

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