Bheki

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Bheki

Bheki

@MrBMLive

Gave up a distinguished career as a supermarket shelf stacker to talk into a mic for other people's titilation.

South Africa / London Katılım Nisan 2011
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@Oatmeal @louisck You gave Ralphie May red hair and made him funny and perceptive. That's a feat.
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Vettel ignores team orders to win bbc.in/15GLA7W Mark Webber will have to retire without a championship, sadly. Vettel is too good.
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BBC News - Boris Johnson grilled on integrity ahead of TV documentary bbc.in/YxhR0Y This is painful to watch. The end of Boris?
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Do they employ adolescents to write for the WSJ? That’s the only plausible explanation for calling an author .... tmblr.co/Zvh-ssg7rYFx
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Bheki@MrBMLive·
Somewhere in a quiet TV room Dan Brown is frantically scribbling plots for his next Catholic hating novel. #pope
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Bheki@MrBMLive·
Why can't the UK and the US synchronise their daylight savings dates. They have no difficulty agreeing which brown people to bomb.
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Blimey, did Jeremy Clarkson swallow an inflated football? goo.gl/cKBzx
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Bheki@MrBMLive·
Reason 121552, Chris Brown is a douche RT @TMZ: Chris Brown has a message for Rihanna ..."that's my pussy" youtu.be/isOLPnt4A8w
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So Oscar Pistorius is prepared to undo all the spin work his PR team have been doing for the past two weeks just so he can get on the sauce?
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Bheki@MrBMLive·
Somebody needs to remind Oscar Pistorius that he killed a woman. I think that little detail seems to elude him and his family.
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Really? Where? RT @nytimes: South Africans Debate Meaning of Reeva Steenkamp’s Death nyti.ms/ZaLSE3”"
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Venezuela declares seven days of mourning for President Hugo #Chavez, with his funeral to be held on Friday. LIVE bbc.in/1674wjj
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Bheki@MrBMLive·
The ANCYL cheaped out on domains and the DA Youth picked up their .co.za. One Malema Scotch would have paid for a dozen of them.
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