Bradley J. Behrmann

"90 minutes, No Intermission" is my love language.

Mid-life? Kiddo, I'm just getting started. You all are so sweet with the birthday wishes. Thanks for making me feel so loved. 🥰💘

when your main intro to Broadway was musical theater/Jesus camp so your brain picks out all the parts of Wicked that sound like Children of Eden, the musical that was written specifically for your musical theater/Jesus camp 😌💅🏻 cc: @youthtweetpraiz @MrBehrmann

Whoever is writing this season of The United States of America is *unhinged*.

I too would like to shut down for 21 days.

No dance experience, no TikToks, no gymnastics… THIS MAN WORKS AT A ZOO #DWTS

Oh that's my emotional support cheese.

My mom said she would drive us to the rapture if your mom can pick us up afterwards.

@abigailkmartin GF dread is kinder on the tummy.

@MrBehrmann Do you have gluten free?

"Would you like Original Recipe dread this week or Extra Tasty Crispy?" #sundayscaries

A customer!

Of course, you manage icy conditions with salt.

@Raimarkable 😭

@MrBehrmann On Duo Mobile.

I am going to arrive at the Pearly Gates, and they're going to ask for a six-digit verification code.

You mean to tell me this bunny is bad?

In other breaking news today, the sky is blue.

Here' what's next! #newmusicals #BJBLife broadwayworld.com/portland/artic…

Bisous, not Bezos.

lives were changed

I'm in favor of the Millennial Pause. In fact, I think a lot of you would benefit from pausing before you start talking.