Benny Blanco

@ColleenEvans6 @JacobPacheco6 Sorry folks, no idea who that guy is (other than whom most people now assume is my father)

@MrBenjaminMann @JacobPacheco6 Are you able to pass his contact info along?x.com/TBTimes_Rays/s…

This guy just caught Alejandro Kirk's home run IN HIS BEER!! What a moment in Toronto!! #WANTITALL    #WorldSeries

@Sportsnet @espn Here's the close-up angle of that Kirky-homer-in-a-cup selfie 😁

@Super70sSports Total mystery why we're all fucked.

This may be the most impressive two minutes of ineptitude I’ve ever seen in my entire life …

@Aeroplan So literally NOBODY from your company has done ANYTHING to help me, while desperately trying for more than 6 hours to get help so I'm not stuck without a way home. I should not be in this situation ever.

@Aeroplan OH, should mention too that the one time I was ALLOWED TO GO ON HOLD, after 40+ mins of waiting, the agent and I spoke for 2 minutes, and then they either hung up, or the call was dropped on their end.

@Aeroplan Meanwhile I'm stuck, and presumably my flight options for TOMORROW (none left tonight, so I'm stuck eating a hotel bill) are diminishing more and more.

@ceggersmidwest @FOXSports Who cares?

Can someone tell ⁦@FOXSports⁩ never to do this again? Beyond offensive.

@BillSimmons @TheRewatchables Stop pretending like you don't have to do Stargate IMMEDIATELY

@_Adam_Bomb_ @Uber You're good. It's not what you think it is.

Just tell me the reason isn’t what I think it is, @Uber

@JonTetrino @AmericanEthical npr.org/sections/coron…

@AmericanEthical Please be aware this is going around a lot but I can not for the life of me find any reputable news source that provides this quote in French or English. The only news report I found uses this tweet as it’s source. It would also mean him giving a national address at 4am. 🤔🤨

French President Macron on vaccination requirements: “I no longer have any intention of sacrificing my life, my time, my freedom and the adolescence of my daughters, as well as their right to study properly, for those who refuse to be vaccinated. This time you stay at home,not us

Thinking of going classic and being Jason for Halloween but 2020-izing it by killing people while refusing to wear my mask

Correction: there are in fact THREE things that are certain in life. 1. Death 2. Taxes 3. Dog shit bags in ever pocket of every single piece of clothing I own that has pockets

So...is it the BEST time to have a garage sale? Or is it the WORST time to have a garage sale? Either way, they're still fucking weird.

As a species we continue to prove that we don't fucking "get it" until we GET IT. We should be able to get things before we get things.

@YoungNBA Toronto got lucky? Does that mean Houston got lucky too? Portland? Milwaukee? Philadelphia? Lotta luck flying around for a lot of games.

Toronto got the lucky break with KD's injury happening on May 8, 22 days before the Finals started. Every title team gets some type of break along the way

Between the immigrants they're trying to keep out, the citizens they're trying to scare off, and the policies they're trying to bring in, the US looks like its ramping up to some real Book of Eli shit.

So...I'm confused...is it called, "Banana Republic" or "40% Off"?

Cats are the eggplant of house pets. People like eggplant most when it tastes like vegan lasagna. People like cats most when they act like boring dogs. #cats #dogs #pets #Vegan #IKnowSomeOKCatPeopleTho