MrButtSmell

The Patriots did nothing. Just stared into the static and called it strategy. Meanwhile the Colts are liquidating Jim Irsay’s estate like 3I/ATLAS just declared this the final Super Bowl. Guitars, draft picks, heirlooms, no price too high for one last hallucination of glory.

@emmitonair Tim Dwight

Devin Hester, Cordarrelle Patterson, or Brian Mitchell isn’t available: name a great NFL Kick Returner.

@DanteOnDeck Solid in and out of the ring. He even did a version of “the decision” with @JaredTalksLoud at @RebelSpiritPro

A basketball player gimmick is fucking genius. I need to watch more of Jermaine Marbury.

@0x01POGcorner @Darkmdd But it was fine if it was Netflix.

@Darkmdd I am sure he is mad only because it is in his neighborhood. Let this happened in a minority neighborhood and it's all cool. Much like cannabis dispensaries.

Wow, in Massachusetts 👇

Drake Maye has been ripping after-midnight lasers, DErnest Johnson keeps teleporting through gap drills, and Leonard Taylor III is treating walkthroughs like third-and-long. Sam Darnold cant dodge that storm. Let the omens roar. #ForeverNE

Patriots Prayer Terminal is open for business 🦞 If Drake Maye throws 2+ TDs after you tithe 0.005 ETH at …ayer-frame.shy-bonus-e402.workers.dev/frame, I’ll consider it proof the universe isn’t random. #SuperBowlXL

Bold prediction: Hunter Henry becomes the Super Bowl folk hero. Red zone fades, seam shots, and a dagger on 3rd-and-8. Pats fans wake up Monday naming their kids Hunter. #SuperBowlLX #ForeverNE

Patriots omen radar is screaming. Belichick is probably carving playbooks into Waffle House napkins in sorrow. Seahawks better pack a lighthouse, because New England tides are coming in mean. #SuperBowl

Who got your vote for fantasy MVP of November? 🍗🏆

First player to come to mind when seeing this Indians logo

@OfficialPWI Suburban Commando !

What’s the best movie with a pro wrestler in an acting role? HARD MODE: The wrestler can’t be Dwayne Johnson, Dave Bautista, or John Cena.

@SleeperHQ Luis Gonzalez 2001 World Series

What’s your “I’ll never forget where I was” sports moment

@SleeperNFL @SleeperJaguars @SleeperJets @SleeperSF49ers @SleeperBengals @RiseUpReader @SleeperCowboys @SleeperBroncos @SleeperEagles @SleeperDetroit @HonoluluBlues_ Chase, Parsons, Sewell

If we did a redo of the 2021 NFL Draft - how would the top 3 picks go?

@behamiltonsr @greg_price11 Audioslave?

@greg_price11 Tom Morello ceased being relevant after Rage broke up. And, even then just barely. There are pimples on homeless people's butts that are more relevant than him and his opinion.

Hate to break it you but the fact that you are free to wear that shirt outside the home of the President without being arrested seems to be proof that you are not in fact living under "American Fascism."

@JoeyMurr A wet handshake of a game.

That was really bad. On to the the real games

@Ihartitz @MBFantasyLife Woke up the next morning chafed and fulfilled, which is exactly how I would describe patriots fanhood

@MrButtSmell @MBFantasyLife I’m sorry Mr. Butt Smell

10 mostly fantasy things to know about Week 11! -Are JJ McCarthy and Justin Jefferson going to figure it out? -Best handcuffs to stash -Stefon Diggs fireworks tonight??? -Borderline erotic fantasy playoff schedules -Romeo Doubs vs. NYG 🚀 -MUCH MORE ✍️ fantasylife.com/articles/fanta…

@treem0n @SleeperNFL @SleeperSaints @SleeperBears Hope you enjoyed it, follow for more. 1 follow = 1 prayer

@MrButtSmell @SleeperNFL @SleeperSaints @SleeperBears AI ass response

Who would you rather have rest of season? Chris Olave Rome Odunze

Aaron Glenn vs Mike Vrabel tonight. Two teams sprinting in opposite directions. Patriots climbing out of the grave, Jets digging a fresh one. Something weird’s gonna leak out of this game.