Cal
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Cal
@MrCJPayne
Father, sub-par comedian and passionate red. Views my own, jokes likely aren't.
Katılım Şubat 2016
473 Takip Edilen64 Takipçiler
The miracle of science passed away yesterday. A cat has nine lives, he had about 20 x
Lauren@laurennUTD
My grandad is a miracle of science. Lived life on special brew, cigs & shit food. Had 2 heart attacks, a quadruple bypass, stage 4 liver failure, lost half his foot to sepsis, developed diabetes… been told ‘this is it, he won’t recover’ about 5 times… guess who’s bounced back?
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@samuelluckhurst He’s also very Injury prone sadly. Wouldn’t suprise me if Chelsea weren’t briefing all this to try and cash in.
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@jonmikesav8 The Maguire one against Lyon always stands out. At least there’s some passion, in my opinion some commentators try so hard to be neutral they end up leaning more the other way.
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You can all slag our lad off on commentary but at least he goes f**king mental when UTD score.
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@laurennnn0607 He looks like he’s won a competition to play at Old Trafford and then just never left 😆 Managers always say it’s because of how he does in training. But they are bound to look good in training, they play against each other!
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What good club persists with the likes of Dalot for this many seasons? The answer is none.
Lauren@laurennUTD
Dalot is killing me.
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@jaydmourinho I’m all for it. I love Ronaldo but personally believe the clubs urgency in bringing him back (preventing him going to city) killed the momentum we had from the season before. For 6 months of feel good nostalgia and see where we are it. If not him then go get Enrique!
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Sign me up.
Fabrizio Romano@FabrizioRomano
🚨🇳🇴 Ole Gunnar Solskjær has shown interest in taking Manchester United job as caretaker manager, regardless of contract length. Man United, taking their time to assess candidates for the job. Darren Fletcher will be interim manager this week. ➕🎥 youtu.be/Byc6yyMKpIA
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If you’ve got a packed-out crowd yelling your bass line back at you in unison, then you’ve done something pretty f’n special. Thank you Mani 🍋
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Don’t worry lads we’ve got Dalot.
CentreGoals.@centregoals
🚨🚨| GOAL: FANTASTIC FINISH FROM ALVARO CARRERAS!! Real Madrid 4-0 Valencia
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@laurennnn0607 Don’t think I can remember him ever preventing a cross coming in.
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@laurennnn0607 Don’t know about you, but for me they can keep that Baleba 😆
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Bryan Mbeumo scored a Premier League goal at Anfield before £125M Alexander Isak. 😭
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@AVFCOfficial Just you wait until the new Call of Duty’s out in November. You won’t be able to find the guy 🤣
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