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@HOUSEPORN___ I'll take #2. Have fun changing your sheets in the first layout.

A Simple Psychological Test. Which room do your prefer?

@Shadow007US The obvious answer is Dump, because we're currently going through the shitstorm he's directly created. Bush really set us on that path to begin with though, so it might actually be him.

Everyone’s answer will be different… but only one name gets mentioned the most 👀 Who would you pick🤔

@Suzierizzo1 2003. I used to be able to get a week's worth of driving for $5 back then.

What year do you think this was in?

@ProRightMemes Sweep the legs.

Men, what's happening next?

@Eman_8282 Auntie's. I don't see garlic bread on any of the other plates, do you? 🤣

@Ravenismeee Yesterday. Had to sign a document and provide additional information.

Be honest… when was the last time you wrote something with a pen on paper ??

@rosemarysboobys Certain pairs, without a doubt; I don't have them all committed to memory though, lol. That being said, I would surely recognize her face well in advance of actually seeing the sweater yams in-person 🤣

& vice versa??

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@rosemarysboobys Not unless we had some previous sexual history and even then, I can probably count on two hands how many times it's happened. Otherwise, I don't think of my female friends in that context.

men who like women: do you jack it to your platonic female friends?

@LaNativePatriot On top of his myriad damnable character flaws, he's a California transplant and conservatives here HATE Californians (even though most of them that move here are conservative refugees). I am not surprised in the slightest that he got smoked in this election.

Idaho, you out there voting for Mark Fitzpatrick today?

@Sahar393815 It is generally extremely difficult, by design. Not impossible, but it takes a concerted effort.

Can a man pee inside a woman during s£x??

@AvaVtuber_ Focus on developing marketable skills. One of the worst things you can do for your future self is to be unemployable as you age. As an example, there's nothing wrong with being a waiter or barista or whatever, but these are generally not stable long-term careers.

I’m 21 now please give me advice if you’re older than me. I don’t care where you are from. Life advice, just one...

@mistressdivy As for an actual pick-up line: "I know we're told not to touch fine art and all, but someone's gotta pin you against the wall."

@mistressdivy *Sees that she ordered the same beer as me* "Hey, nice beer." And yes, this did in fact work 🤣🤣🤣

Men who flirt, drop ur pick up lines below 🖤

@John98240095 @mistressdivy PAY ATTENTION WHEN I'M TALKIN' TO YA

@mistressdivy That’s a joke son, joke that is

@SierraValeGF @Avabelly__ You'd be better off going with #6 twice. That's $1.75 million after one year, every year for the rest of your life.

@Avabelly__ Number 3 twice

@Avabelly__ Get a million right away and $100/hr. That million will get your big ticket purchases handled (house, car, pay off debts, etc.) and then you can live on the $800k+ a year from the $100/hr payment easily.

@F0ODHub Looks great, but could use a meaningful side of some sort of veggies. A small salad, some asparagus, or even just some broccoli/broccolini would all be great here.

Be honest… is this a 10/10 meal or is something missing?

@jennyhwy When I see A meal or THIS meal? THIS meal looks like war crimes and depression.

When you see a meal what is your first thought?

@Dave_Syracuse @Hania16836 Sausage gravy over a buttery biscuit. Tastes great, but sits kinda heavy; not a food item most people can eat with frequency without consequence, lol.

@Hania16836 Biscuits and gravy—what the hell is that?