Mr. Capitulation

ILL WAIT, ACQUISITION NEWS - 1,500% RETURN

@Pumpfun Yall are on your way out 🖕

smells like meme spirit

@Pumpfun Your website is designed for scammers to make pump and dumps- no one wants your shitty coin.

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@BeauchampAdam @Dirt_Reynolds58 Still don’t need to give them a centralized marketplace to do it at.

@Dirt_Reynolds58 You want them to indict the website? Thats missing the point the scammers will do it elsewhere

THIS IS ACTUALLY INSANE!🤯 The FBI launched its own crypto token last year just to trap the scammers. They were sick of pump and dumps. So they built a real token with a real site and real branding, called it NexFundAI, and waited to see who would show up. Within weeks, scammers were lining up to fake the volume for undercover agents. Then one of them got on a recorded call and said it out loud. Their entire business model was making regular people lose money so they could profit. The FBI had all of it on tape. 18 charged. $25M seized. Arrests across 3 countries. The wildest part? The FBI ran a cleaner crypto project than half the founders out there. And the whole thing was a trap from day one.

@CommunityWinner not really an insane beat.. >90B would be insane

Insane beat, probably raises guidance next $NVDA $QQQ $SPY

@yasharfeizi Imagine paying for free data

Caved in and got heat seeker. I'll post updates regularly. This is just the Gex. When I live stream my Liquidations tomorrow, I'll show you all this too.

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@StockSavvyShay @FuturumEquities wtf who wants to be pegged for 3 years

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@talantfund atta boy

I knew this was going to happen. That's why I sold at $120

@RobinhoodApp is so damn bad man. Every time you average in you’re sitting there for 30-60 secs waiting for your position to update with the new avg. like holy shit… I gotta go back to think or swim or at least @WebullGlobal … Your product is dog shit, straight up @vladtenev

@GigaBeers Well I mean 100% chance she would’ve been taken out without it. Sigh.. what dreams are made of

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@snorlax_uw Bro you straight up suck at posting flow

@snorlax_uw Nice trap

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@EndWokeness God they’re fuckin retards

🚨 BLM leaders hold press conference on the crisis of Netflix allowing a joke about George Floyd…

@NoPoliSolutions @fcfinvest Touché. But greed allows them to collect that premium when they end otm on the expo day. Because they hedge with futures typically.. if they know they have enough liquidity to force the market where they need into close

@MrCapitulation @fcfinvest Dealers have no exposure, they are always hedged and delta neutral. They have no problem with calls ending ITM. That's half the reason for this pumping in the first place.

The Wall Street I know won't let $4.7tn in call delta go into OpeX quietly without at least one rugpull attempt

Reminder that people like this actually exist.

@mavsmarie Literally I hope you gag on a horse dick

The bots really flock to the comment section right after a major right wing influencers engage with the tweet - it’s too easy

on my nightly walk and it’s good to see my parents neighborhood in Plano is filled with @jamestalarico supporters 🤠

@NoPoliSolutions @fcfinvest The magic lever is called dealer exposure my guy. If there is $$$trillion in retail calls then mm’s are inverse that exposure.

@fcfinvest There's nobody pulling some lever to magically make the price drop. People simply have to sell, and the greed is overwhelming.

Tell me you’re full of shit without telling me you’re full of shit