Colton Carter

I wish life would at least stay and cuddle after it fucks me..

Over it ✌🏼 out

@barstoolsports @zack61273222

Malik Beasley and Scottie Pippen Jr. Are now teammates… This is Beasley with his mother

I miss my dog bro 😭😭

@shirtsthtgohard @georgehanson01

Fuckkk this shit man

@Deshler15 Haven’t tweeted since 2017 and you just come out with straight facts 🔥🔥

@BuschBeer I’m coming over

These bengal jerseys are actually 🔥

“Rosa parks died in 2005, that means she could’ve seen the movie Shrek.”- Cody carter

@kalebasch Is she bad though?

Think it’s time to switch car insurance companies

@Idalisforyou_ I’m sorry that was a harsh tone, you didn’t deserve that ❤️

@MrCarterc21 Omg please forgive me 🙈🙈 I had to work early this morning, I’m so sorrrryyyy 😔

@Idalisforyou_ excuse me but when I FaceTime you you fucking answer please

@zack61273222 @Chiefs @NFL @Chiefs

@Chiefs you owe me $12,622 @NFL

“I don’t have a brother but if I did he’d probably fuck my sister” - @KoeWetzel

@ZackSteele1 Never forget