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Mike El Jefe Coert

Mike El Jefe Coert

@MrCoert

Proletarian, webmaster, photographer, reader, music lover. Born, bred and raised in Cape Town! A lovable, huggable kinda guy!

Cape Town, South Africa Katılım Mayıs 2009
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Mike El Jefe Coert
Mike El Jefe Coert@MrCoert·
Channeling my inner John Wick.
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Pornhub@Pornhub·
RETWEET to WIN our Classic Winter Pom Pom Beanie 🤩
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Zakiyah
Zakiyah@ZakzR·
I don’t wanna go to work why can’t I just d*e instead 😭
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Mike El Jefe Coert
Mike El Jefe Coert@MrCoert·
@jsteenhuisen @CapeTown_Bru What about the tikkop stealing his mother's belongings? Or the hijackers stealing cars willy nilly? I know of a road where people are getting robbed EVERY day of the week, 1 road. Your bek is groot when Putin isn't even coming!
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John Steenhuisen MP
John Steenhuisen MP@jsteenhuisen·
The South African government has applied for a warrant to arrest Vladimir Putin. This comes in direct response to the DA’s court case to compel the government to comply with the ICC directive to arrest Putin for abducting Ukrainian children. The DA also won costs.
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A Majestic Ho
A Majestic Ho@JustVee1710·
Wat sal Shahied makeer
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A Majestic Ho
A Majestic Ho@JustVee1710·
This man did not just send an email saying - but that's a different cattle of fish.
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Mike El Jefe Coert
Mike El Jefe Coert@MrCoert·
@ZakzR The office environment "dropped" me 3 years ago. Instead of going back I grabbed an opportunity to work outdoors. Best decision ever, even though the job is dangerous, I have none of that corporate world stress.
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Zakiyah
Zakiyah@ZakzR·
I just don’t want to be in an office from 9-6 Monday-Friday for the rest of my life. Very grateful for my job and the life it has afforded me but there’s no way. I cannot.
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Mike El Jefe Coert
Mike El Jefe Coert@MrCoert·
@carrynann Height: 1.80 Shoe size: 8 Zodiac sign: Cancer Smoke: Yes Tattoos: 6 Piercings: No Fav color: Black Fav drink: Ginger Ale Weakness: Too many Eye color: Brown
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Carryn-Ann Nel
Carryn-Ann Nel@carrynann·
If you see this, you have to do it! Height: 1.74 Shoe size: 7 Zodiac sign: Cancer Smoke: No Tattoos: 2 Piercings: Ears Fav color: Green/pink Fav drink: White wine/bubbly Weakness: Problematic men Eye color: Brown
Cape Town, Bru /\/¯¯¯¯¯\/@CapeTown_Bru

If you see this, you have to do it! Height: 1.93 Shoe size: 10 Zodiac sign: Aquarius/Pisces Smoke: Yes Tattoos: 3 Piercings: ears Fav color: green Fav drink: bourbon Weakness: too many Eye color: green

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Carryn-Ann Nel
Carryn-Ann Nel@carrynann·
Where’s a good tattoo parlour in Cape Town, preferably the city?
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Mike El Jefe Coert
Mike El Jefe Coert@MrCoert·
So @miwayinsurance says I am partially to blame for their client driving into me. I get sent a “standard” letter with incorrect calculations and after a week I am still waiting for a reply.
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Mike El Jefe Coert
Mike El Jefe Coert@MrCoert·
After submitting a claim to @miwayinsurance after an accident with one of their clients, why am I receiving marketing calls, at least 2 per day? Are they using my info to get me to sign up?
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Mike El Jefe Coert
Mike El Jefe Coert@MrCoert·
@TAKEALOT This was on Daily Deals yesterday, but when I added it to my cart, the price was R819.
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takealot
takealot@TAKEALOT·
@MrCoert Hi there, as per the website the price for the Salton - 2L Air Fryer - 1000w goes R819.
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Mike El Jefe Coert
Mike El Jefe Coert@MrCoert·
@TAKEALOT well done on cheating your customers. Item priced under daily deals, when I go to purchase it gives me the full price. Customer service rep slammed the phone down when I queried it. #lostcustomer bye
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Mike El Jefe Coert
Mike El Jefe Coert@MrCoert·
@TAKEALOT Salton 2L Air Fryer 1000W. Still on Daily Deals at R749, add to cart and it’s R819.
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takealot
takealot@TAKEALOT·
@MrCoert Hi there. Kindly advise which item you are referring to so we may assist.
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Waseefa
Waseefa@Cfa89·
To the vark that stole my rose plants, hope you vrek. Don't fuck with my plants!!!!
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Waseefa
Waseefa@Cfa89·
New ward councillor @ZahidBadroodien added to the community whatsapp group 🥲 Bin days are going to be fun
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