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@MrDavidFisher

Anthropomorphic Human. Erotic Freedom Fighter. Classically Beautiful. The Umpteenth False Dmitry.

Katılım Mart 2012
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Päblō Ñärūtō@MrDavidFisher·
GOD MAKES THE HUMAN BRAIN Angel: OK per your design, this lump of grey flesh can make sophisticated inferences about the world and observe itself doing so, allowing it to develop spiritually God: Now make it feel pain Angel: What God: Make it feel bad about itself, all the time
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Päblō Ñärūtō@MrDavidFisher·
@jondipietronh @jdcmedlock The point is not "more people in academia will vote for Democrats" the point is that the Democrats who erroneously thought of Republicans as merely colleagues who disagree with them on some issues and not delusional ideologues dedicated to their destruction are gone.
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Jon DiPietro
Jon DiPietro@jondipietronh·
@jdcmedlock Oh no. Not the attack of the centrist professor. What ever shall we do?
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The White House
The White House@WhiteHouse·
Nowhere in the Constitution does it say we can’t post banger memes 💥
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Päblō Ñärūtō
Päblō Ñärūtō@MrDavidFisher·
@NoahPasternak Patrick Warburton owned the role, sorry (apologies to Dietrich Bader fans, he did fine, the rest of the movie was a mess). We all love Mendelsohn, he's great, I just don't think he's the right fit.
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frank zeppo@NoahPasternak·
What if comic strip movies took off instead of comic book movies and every decade there was a lot of discourse over who they were gonna cast as Ziggy
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Päblō Ñärūtō@MrDavidFisher·
@Srirachachau We can now add "incel screed" to the list of terms describing bad/dumb things the right does that the right have used as a smear for extremely normal shit anyone else does, which includes Witchhunt, McCarthyism, Genocide, Blacklist, Harassment, Treason, Dogma, Gestapo...
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Mr. Chau
Mr. Chau@Srirachachau·
Pretty egregious bad faith reading of a person of color talking about how they're seen in America
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Päblō Ñärūtō
Päblō Ñärūtō@MrDavidFisher·
It's actually FOUR @bastardspod alumni: - Franz Joseph Gall (phrenology) March 9, 1758 - George Lincoln Rockwell (American Nazi) March 9, 1918 - Gerald Bull (space gun) March 9, 1928 - Bobby Fischer (chess Nazi) March 9, 1943 @IWriteO
Päblō Ñärūtō@MrDavidFisher

Not an astrology guy, it's not weird that 2 guys profiled on @bastardspod share a birthday. Or even three of them. But it is a little creepy that it's mine: Franz Joseph Gall (phrenology) March 9, 1758 Gerald Bull (space gun) March 9, 1928 Bobby Fischer (chess Nazi) March 9, 1943

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Päblō Ñärūtō
Päblō Ñärūtō@MrDavidFisher·
@DerekPutin My buddy Azïr told that joke about the one-eyed [untranslatable] who walked into a [fragment missing] and said "[reference to an undiscovered poem] couldn't be [possibly a type of building or nearby river]" and everyone got mad.
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Päblō Ñärūtō@MrDavidFisher·
@vanillaopinions "Baffled" that the people who constantly lie about the murders they want to do lied about some murders they did?
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really baffled by the right wing denial that the minnesota assassin was clearly a conservative
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Päblō Ñärūtō@MrDavidFisher·
On some mythic plane, the Titans' equivalent of Leonardo da Vinci shakes the cramps out of his drawing hand, twenty-eight hours yet to go on his sketch of the Vitruvian Hekatonkheires
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Cartoons Hate Her!
Cartoons Hate Her!@CartoonsHateHer·
In light of the controversy around Sabrina Carpenter’s Eiffel Tower inspired dance move, I thought I’d write about the annoying tendency to defend female sexual behavior *only* if it’s empowering. Link in replies
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Natalia Antonova 🇺🇸🇺🇦
Natalia Antonova 🇺🇸🇺🇦@NataliaAntonova·
This really gets me, because we have the same conversation every few years (months?) about this. We’re not ethereal beings. We have bodies, we want to have fun with them. “Oh but kids look up to her.” I looked up to Shirley Manson as a kid, I still went to college a virgin 😅
Cartoons Hate Her!@CartoonsHateHer

In light of the controversy around Sabrina Carpenter’s Eiffel Tower inspired dance move, I thought I’d write about the annoying tendency to defend female sexual behavior *only* if it’s empowering. Link in replies

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The Sting
The Sting@TheStingisBack·
Police Squad! (1982) I'm revisiting Leslie Nielsen's comedy classic and I completely forgot about the elevator running gag. 😂🤣
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Retro Anime
Retro Anime@retro_anime·
Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood
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moncho
moncho@ramoncito411267·
yukitori but i exaggerate the height difference for comedic purposes #dandadan #ダンダダン
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Päblō Ñärūtō
Päblō Ñärūtō@MrDavidFisher·
@Solution_System WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY ARE YOU STILL USING THE PLAGIARISM MACHINE FOR YOUR PICTURES CAN'T YOU BE FUCKING BOTHERED TO TAKE A FUCKING PICTURE OR THROW AN ARTIST A COUPLE FUCKING BUCKS YOU GET THAT THIS MAKES EVERYONE HATE YOU, RIGHT?
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Solution Systems
Solution Systems@Solution_System·
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Päblō Ñärūtō
Päblō Ñärūtō@MrDavidFisher·
@Templarpilled Ah yes, if there's one thing that famously for never hoarding wealth, it's organized religion, and the Catholic Church in particular, ouyay uckingfay oronmay.
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Templarpilled
Templarpilled@Templarpilled·
The people who built this weren't motivated by profit margins
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