Flynt Hefner

FOCUSED FOR ALBUM WEEK 😭 #ChickenTalkinBastard 🐓🗣️

@prettycritical I just did 500 rows my back hurts.

@itsAntWright 69 hours into a dry fast and it reminded me that the last time I 69ed was 9 months ago on a cruise ship with a beautiful bipolar 24 year old stripper turned nurse with a snake tattoo down her spine that I licked like it opened a portal to the coochie land realm.

@4lilce @KaiCenat 🤫

@notgwendalupe @BlacMaann The greatest shooter to ever ball…. HOOPnhoopN 😂 eLeMeFAyOh 🤣

@MrFuhnn @MaxMoshunn @MiaBequeen

In 2017 I was in Memphis getting my dik sucked at Graceland hotel and the woman told me I was bigger than Elvis…. She said I was the King of Rock & Roll and that the estate truly belonged to me. She was doing a lot of cane but I could tell she really meant it. She was speaking from the heart in such a passionate way I honestly believed her. I fukd two of her friends and all three of them had matching tattoos of unicorns. Then I drove to Atlanta to record what would become a song titled Unicorn with @WLPWR At that time him & his team in disbelief at what they just witnessed gave me the highest praise and every comparison you could think of. Unfortunately I believed every word because he was the first successful producer I ever worked with. I drove back to Chicago feeling like my life would change any day now and that I would be the biggest artist in the world so I began recording records at Music Garage and performing Unicorn at showcases around the city. After my first performance in front of about 125 people I felt famous for the first time because later that night at the club for my friend’s birthday I was noticed and pointed out by what seemed like everyone in the club. The bartender came from behind the bar and proceeded to introduce me to the most beautiful women I had ever seen who claimed they seen me perform and knew who I was. They passed me around dancing on me like I was the greatest thing since the iPhone and unfortunately I believed them. 9 years later….I still believe them 😉 I’ve gotten 9x better, had a similar experience 9 more times, inspired countless people, changed countless lives and somehow i’m still not the biggest artist in the world. 🤷🏾‍♂️ Or maybe I am….who knows 😇