Cardinal Caddie

Jackson Koivun is going is going to win a major before Ludvig Aberg

@Philsburgh2 LOTR remains the 🐐 until Beyond The Spiderverse comes out - that’s the only chance I see at the crown being snatched

@MrGolfModel I just don’t see how. The DK trilogy is genuinely the best trilogy ever, at-best 2nd to Lord of the Rings. Forgot Bane, Anne Hathaway (catwoman), and commissioner Gordon as well.

What I believe to be the objective top 5 Christopher Nolan films: 1. Interstellar 2. Oppenheimer 3. Inception 4. Memento 5. The Prestige I can’t put The Dark Knight in the top 5 if it isn’t even the best Batman movie released.

@Philsburgh2 Apart from Joker and Dent, The Batman is better in almost every way

@MrGolfModel Ha! Robert Pattinson is surely a better Batman than Christian Bale

@Philsburgh2 I’m afraid The Batman clears

@MrGolfModel Lmfao TDK is easily the best Batman movie. The Prestige also still too low

Pre-Odyssey rankings!*

Cardinal Caddie PGA/LIV Fraud List 7/14 I’m giving Thor a smidge of grace here, moving him down to fraud tier strictly because of his age. My agenda against him will not waiver though. Ludvig better not shit the bed this weekend or he’s getting an upgrade…

@Joecattle101 Do me a favor and look at the wind forecast for the week lol

@MrGolfModel A low drive to reduce the winds impact is unnecessary? How do these PGAT dick riders survive in the real world?

What’s really impressive is how this is completely unnecessary given the conditions and course setup at Birkdale

If Justin Thomas put more work into practicing his approach game instead of attending the Taylor Swift wedding I’d be feeling better about this weekend

@NUCLRGOLF Lmfaoooo

🚨🗣️😳 #NEW — Golf Channel’s Brandel Chamblee RIPS Bryson DeChambeau: “It’s almost like he went from chasing Scottie & Rory to chasing Grant Horvat. It’s like he wants to outdo every YouTuber in the game instead of outplay everybody in the game of golf.”

@BobJoe71121 There really isn’t a ton of wind this week, the main thing is that the fairways are like concrete. If you’re a guy like Bryson just mashing low bullets with driver then you’re really just gambling on where the ball ends up. Birkdale has a large penalty for missed fairways.

@MrGolfModel I don't golf yet just play DFS but my first thought is a high ball flight isn't necessary yet a low ball flight is great! My thinking is the ball doesn't get hit with any wind and the roll out is significantly better than other guys. am I wrong?

@Mike_kim714 Happy birthday dude! Love all the insight you bring to this platform

Open champ diaries Tuesday: -It’s actually my birthday today! Happy birthday me. Ever since I was like 12 yrs old, i think I’ve had a tournament on my birthday. Wouldn’t mind a specific belated Sunday birthday present 😊. -Played with Ludvig, Bard and Tim, a Scandinavian three ball plus me haha. All nice guys. Ludvig is always impressive when he hits the ball. Even his misses go straight. Just pulled or pushed at times. -My day today was the same as yesterday. Tee off early in the morning, practice afterwards and then lunch and dinner. Probably doing the same tomorrow haha.

This dude ranked ahead of Lamar???

@game_save234 A literal 0% chance to win this weekend

That guy who bet 4K on Spieth to win is mad asf rn

@GolfChannel x.com/mrgolfmodel/st…

Two holes with Jordan at Royal Birkdale with shot tracers. Enjoy 😎

@tomandmartys Let’s goooo - back middle is always the move. I went for the 70MM tickets and have to wait until next weekend to see it. So pumped

PUMPED to see The Odyssey Friday. I like middle seats, back of the theater. I think most normal people agree. Where do you like to sit?

@barstoolsports @chevrolet Just horrific stuff here

The back 9 at Gamble Sands while wearing the Messi boots. Can Riggs go low? Presented by @chevrolet #ad

Alright we’re adding Justin Thomas to this list.. the vibes are so bad this week and a firm-and-fast course setup is not the winning recipe for him

@BryanTweed16 Brother if you ever need a fourth… 📲📞

UPDATED: My #TweederTop10 Chicagoland Courses I’ve Played: 1) Medinah (No. 3) 2) Beverly 3) Skokie 4) Olympia Fields (North) 5) Black Sheep (1st/3rd) 6) Conway Farms 7) Onwentsia 8) Flossmoor 9) North Shore 10) Olympia Fields (South) HM: Rich Harvest Farms, Knollwood

@NUCLRGOLF @Wazza_Little It’s an objective #shrink

🚨🪖🦌 JUST IN: Jason Day has arrived at Royal Birkdale in a FULL CAMO and appears to be ready to go hunting 😲 (📸: @Wazza_Little / Getty)