Grumpy 🍔

1️⃣ Early Access for the S1 Guardians 🪴 200,000 SEED 👤 Only ~90 wallets 90 S1 Guardians are receiving early airdrop of $SEED ahead of everyone else: → First to use the vesting mechanism → First shot at discounted $Bonsai.

🌳 Held $Bonsai? 🍔 Used Umami vaults? 🌿 Joined Gardens Season 1? Check out the $SEED Distribution plan. Up to 7M SEED (~$140k) is being distributed in the first phase. All the deets 👇 @bonsaidao.xyz/seed-distribution-plan-564f9015f8ae" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">medium.com/@bonsaidao.xyz…

Introducing Efficiency Score 📊 It shows how much of a vault’s capital is actively deployed, and how much is being hedged. Why? Yield. Let’s break it down 👇

If you’ve been in Umami Vaults since April... 🍔 You might want to check the spice drawer for some $SEED soon.

Back in the market today. Buyback #2 THIS WEEK! 🌿 📥Buyback : 48.5K tokens bought ($10,000) 🪴 Price: ~$0.20 We like where this is heading. And no, we’re not done yet 🌳

You know there are better ways to keep your portfolio from bleeding out...

not everyone understands what Umami depositors really do

Congrats to @GMX_IO ! We’re proud to be part of it and turn this volume into real yield 🍔 Here’s to the next $300B. 🥂

Just checking in on the vaults’ APR. Still printing. 🍔

Sometimes the best move is doing nothing.

if your yield needs babysitting, it’s not yield it’s a toddler with a token address

@UmamiFinance Truest words ever spoken

DeFi shouldn’t interrupt real life it should fund it

🍔 If you're in our ETH or BTC vaults... stay put. 🪂 Something extra is coming for you soon.

Some are fighting for attention. We’re fighting inflation.

Quiet vaults. Real yield. This week’s projected APYs, based on trading fees only: 🟣ETH Vault: 10.1% APY 🔵USDC Vault: 19.8% APY 🟠BTC Vault: 19.8% APY

The Bonsai May Ecosystem Update is live 🌳 🟠SEED is coming. 🐝Agra made its debut. 🪴Buybacks are now trackable. 🔵And the USDC vault has been quietly delivering 8.3% APR. Catch up on what’s growing: @bonsaidao.xyz/4f9c4d79566a" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">medium.com/@bonsaidao.xyz…

Quiet products don’t get the glory. 15+ months. ~8.3% APR on $USDC That's 2x T-bills — without leaving DeFi. Built to preserve gains, not chase pumps. Here’s the proof 🧵👇

A new pope = a rising chart. The lost tape of Vitalicus the First explains everything. 📼👇