Chazz Michael Michaels

🎶 See, relationships are never a threat Cause I'll erase the history and act like we never met 🎶 🤌🏿🤌🏿

Don’t know which one’s worse: the music industry fanbase or the video game fanbase

Imagine putting "Pretty Wings" "Bad Habits" AND "Fistful of Tears" on the same album, Maxwell was INSANE

Time I address the elephant in the room…..There I was, trying to enjoy a Mets game like a normal American. And who shows up sitting behind me? THAT WALL-CRAWLING MENACE! And what is he doing? Save the city? OH NO!!! SITTING IN PREMIUM SEATS PROBABLY PAID FOR BY MY TAX DOLLARS!!!

Adding James Harden to win a championship is like marrying a stripper because you want a family.

"Breaking: The Giants have extended GM Joe Schoen" The rest of the NFC East:

Tits or ass?

idk man I think it depends

Saw this video ranking Batman videogames and just had to share it 😂

When the RED part of Georgia wants to celebrate Cinco De Mayo

when a maga trying to celebrate cinco de mayo

May the 4th be with you to all who celebrate! #annualtweet #StarWars 💫

All I’m sayin is Kobe woulda played Game 7

.@MoneyyyMikeee's go-ahead home run as called by @IngramRadio! @BravesRadioNet

MICHAEL HARRIS II HOLY SHIT‼️‼️‼️

The Orlando Magic trying to make shots in the 4th quarter

Forgot what losing felt like. .

My wife: Why did you apply for a job at JP Morgan, you’re a plumber. Me:

JP Morgan brokers discussing performance reviews:

How it feels scrolling the TL after a Matt Olson walk off for the 22-9 (league best) Atlanta Braves: