
MrHumpty_MC
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MrHumpty_MC
@MrHumpty_
Dad, Husband, Programmer, Gamer, Hufflepuff.






@idobadtakes @GayBearRes 98th percentile income is just under $500k per year. If you’re sweating over buying a million dollar home when you make just under a half million per year, the problem is you (not the home price).

The permanent vibecession is here to stay



Masters of the Universe understands something modern blockbusters often forget: movies are supposed to look magical 🌈⚔️ From vibrant practical sets and detailed prosthetics to richly colorful costumes inspired by the original Filmation cartoon, Travis Knight’s adaptation embraces the kind of bold visual identity that so many fantasy films have abandoned in favor of endless gray. More than just another toy adaptation, Masters of the Universe feels like a movie made by people who genuinely love this world. Read more: collider.com/masters-of-the…

Sophie Rain says an NBA player offered her $15,000,000 to take her virginity



Starship flip and landing burn at the end of its twelfth flight test





I just took APUSH and genuinely forgot what a few of these guys even did



if we’re race swapping, I want Timothée Chalamet as Pootie Tang.





🚨🇮🇪 Kildare, Ireland If it looks like they’re building military barracks & deliberately importing an army it’s probably because that’s exactly what they’re doing.














