Mr Hyper Critical

When you see wealthy, posh, middle class constituencies like Putney in South West London vote in a Labour candidate and you see working class Darlington and Wokington vote in Conservative candidates, you know the world has gone completely fucking mad!... #ElectionResults2019

Stephen’s publisher will be happy that he’s using this TV opportunity to advertise his book at the expense of the licence payers - on the BBC that doesn’t allow advertising… #saturdaykitchen

When’s Bill Bailey going to play a clever tune on his guitar, or be funny? He’s been very quiet today… #saturdaykitchen

I bet Ravneet’s got a nice clean ‘oven’… #saturdaykitchen

Whipping them gently?!!!… #saturdaykitchen

Whisky with a barbecue? - At least we haven’t got Olly blowing smoke up the guests arses, or hyena Helen laughing hysterically at every bland comment… #saturdaykitchen

Looks like she’s got her right leg in plaster - did she break it when she was dancing on the ice?… #Eurovision

Another totally forgettable song from Israel… #Eurovision

Is this Eurovision, or Middle East Vision?… #Eurovision

If she doesn’t win she could always consider doing porn… #Eurovision

I reckon it’s too late to expect the male host to grow into his outfit… #Eurovision

Any opportunity to practice their ‘English’ language skills - get on with it ffs!!!… #Eurovision

Eurovision or Euro Trash???… #Eurovision

Britain’s Got Talent and Eurovision both on the same night - what a time to be alive!… #Eurovision

Toss up between stereotype Posh Rupert magician or stereotype wannabe gangster rapper… #britainsgottalent #BGT

Looks like that coat also doubles as his apartment - and duvet… #britainsgottalent #BGT

He won’t feel the benefit… #BGT #britainsgottalent

Sam Ryder used to be quite good… #BGT #britainsgottalent

KFC: That performance was diamond, it was diamond tonight! So, not ruby, emerald, or sapphire, but diamond whatever the fuck that means… #BGT #britainsgottalent

Bring back The X Factor and spare us the rappers, magicians, dancing dogs, and Japanese guys who set themselves on fire as ‘entertainment’… #BGT #britainsgottalent

The days of Paul Potts, Susan Boyle, and Diversity are well and truly behind us. This show is an absolute joke… #BGT #britainsgottalent